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What Elizabeth Taylor Did For Women's Rights
New York Times
Almost 20 years ago, Lord came into the public eye with her book “Forever Barbie,” an exploration of Mattel's bodacious Barbie doll — the long-legged, narrow-hipped toy, endowed with “shocking torpedo orbs,” that has held children (and others) in ...

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Barbie: Bald and beautiful?
The Student Printz
If molding children's self-confidence isn't reason enough, try the usage of Barbie to teach tolerance to those children who are happy and healthy and make jokes at the expense of those who are not. Many Facebook users and myself agree, if children's ...

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GOP politics versus the joke candidate
Washington Post
One little girl in a pink Barbie ensemble wanders off to start beating a drum. Campaign aides glance nervously at her. Across town, students are lining up to touch the hem of Colbert's robe. Put another way: One man packed the yard and earned ...

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Daily Mail

Bad Barbie: Emma Roberts does some serious damage to the squeaky-clean doll's ...
Daily Mail
And now it's Barbie who has been given the Tyler Shields treatment, one that is sure to have Mattel bosses seething. But Tyler defiantly jokes: '[Barbie] was on time for our shoot and super willing to get wild! 'She expressed to me her interest in ...

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Revolutionary vision: Vincent van Gogh pushed and pulled viewers into the ...
phillyBurbs.com
Before long, there were stage plays, abundant dark jokes about severed ears, and a funny scene from the movie “Manhattan” in which a character snootily pronounces his name “van Gock.” Somebody theorized the glimmering haloes in his paintings were ...

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MORAL PERIL AND THE BARBIE PEDDLERS
MiamiHerald.com (blog)
This might explain all the Barbies with no heads. *SNORK* @ meanie - continuing to kill w/ head jokes! Mr. Rogers: "Can you say 'hip-o-crit'"? They don't want "western influences", yet will sell toy versions of the alleged drone they caught?



Derry Today

Derry's swim wear model a tomboy at heart
Derry Today
Now she dates the current Mr. NI Neil Anderson “ a real life Ken and Barbie,” she jokes. Aoife attributes the boost in confidence to her new business venture with Herbalife weightloss products. “I went from using to distributing them as well as travel ...



Straight.com

News for Youse: God hates Tebow, Barbie banned in Iran, and Deepak comes to town
Straight.com
It's been a tough weekend; God forsook Tim Tebow and apparently comedy abandoned Ricky Gervais (although we liked the Norbit and “tiny penis” jokes). We also saw the end of Russia's Zeppo Marx–like Phobos-Grunt probe, which finally fell to earth on ...



Barbie Fabulous Glam Video Camera Has Far From Fabulous Specs
Chip Chick
But it also features a 1.4″ LCD flip screen and it sports a slide-out USB connector, an SD card slot, and it will even work as a webcam. Did we mention that it's also fabulous and pink? All jokes aside, for $47.85, the Barbie Fabulous Glam Video ...



Rob Lowe's a mad, bad cad!
SouthCoastToday.com
Let's face it: Rob Lowe has always been typecast as Ken to every girl's Barbie. Not anymore. He stars in the title role in "Drew Peterson: Untouchable" (8 tonight on Lifetime) as a creepy, controlling older cop who struts around a small Illinois town ...

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