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Chuck Norris is So Weak He's Terrified of 'Gay Anarchy'
Queerty, NY - 2 hours ago
Mike Huckabee's presidential bid, Chuck Norris is taking a fresh stab at politics by weighing in on Proposition 8 protests. In an op-ed called "If Democracy ...
Is Anarchy the Answer in Proposition 8 Protests? AOL News Newsbloggers
If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy Town Hall
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Throwing It Out There
Washington Post, United States - Nov 16, 2008
This is the kind of figure who inspires Chuck Norris-type legends: A group of Titans were watching in awe as Michael Phelps ate one of his Olympic-training ...


Truthdig

Huckabee Finally Settles His Campaign Scores
TIME - Nov 17, 2008
We learn that the actor Chuck Norris, a prominent Huckabee supporter, actually does use the Total Gym in his home. (Norris hawks the Total Gym in an ...
Count Huckabee In for President in 2012 U.S. News & World Report
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Chuck Norris for president
Pierce County Herald, WI - Nov 12, 2008
One Prescott Middle School student thought Chuck Norris would make a good president and wrote him in. The district’s two elementary schools, Hillcrest and ...


iPhone Shoulder Holster Is Chuck Norris' Favorite Fashion Accessory
Gizmodo - Nov 14, 2008
It has been engineered to "access your gadgets quickly," like if your iPhone was Chuck Norris' revolver. But make no fun of this, because this thing does it ...


Too bad Chuck Norris couldn’t join us
Sand Mountain Reporter, AL - Nov 3, 2008
But mainly I enjoy it because he laughs at my jokes. My latest fascination is Chuck Norris jokes. A Web site — chucknorrisfacts.com — lists the top 10 ...


National Ledger

Chuck Norris Writes President-Elect Barack Obama
National Ledger, AZ - Nov 13, 2008
By Chuck Norris Dear President-elect Obama: First, congratulations on your victory. The historical magnitude of your presidential win is nothing short of ...


The Jewish Journal of greater L.A

Chuck Norris writes letter to President-elect Obama
The Jewish Journal of greater L.A, CA - Nov 12, 2008
His letter is in the form of a column for WorldNetDaily, and in it Norris assured Obama that he’ll be praying for him. (If that were a Chuck Norris joke, ...


Newsweek

Putting the boot to screen Van Damme
Toronto Star,  Canada - Nov 16, 2008
Chuck Norris: Hasn't acted or kicked anyone's ass on screen since a 2005 Walker, Texas Ranger TV-movie, but has been a pal and booster to three generations ...
» 'JCVD' may be Van Damme's best work Chicago Daily Herald
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Chuck Norris
ScienceBlogs - Nov 13, 2008
So ... let's have it. It should not be too hard to come up with a few Chuck Norris Style Barack Obama aphorisms .... (see this for guidance)

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