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 Yahoo! Sports (blog) | Novak Djokovic wants Chuck Norris' help to play on Madrid's blue courts Yahoo! Sports (blog) Mark • Stafford, Virginia • 6 days ago Chris Chase is the last person in America that thinks those idiotic Chuck Norris jokes are still funny. This article would have much better without the pathetic writing between the pictures. |
 Independent Online | Still all that the second time around Independent Online Well, unless you're Chuck Norris, of course. Wait, we're not doing the Chuck Norris jokes any more? Okay. What if your first impression of someone was that they were all that and a bag of chips and they thought the same about you? |
 Baseball Nation | The Triumphant Return of 'Matt Wieters Facts' Baseball Nation Sure, these jokes were mostly recycled Chuck Norris jokes, but you can't blame Orioles fans for getting excited about Wieters. At 22 years old, he had just put up Barry Bonds-esque numbers down in Double-A: .365/.460/.625. He walked more than he struck ... |
Chuck Norris Bridge KARK He is also the subject of thousands of jokes (Chuck Norris does not do push-ups, he pushes the world down....Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.) The two other top names were Maria Theresa ... |
 Vanity Fair | Hillary Clinton Rejects Jason Segel's Joke Casting Offer, Remains Coolest ... Vanity Fair At this rate, Clinton will either inspire her own Chuck Norris–style satirical factoids, start quoting Tupac Shakur on Capitol Hill, or spur her own Ryan Gosling–style meme, which she will respond to in the coolest fashion possible. Oh wait. |
TOP 7 Most Anticipated Summer 2012 Movies Scorecard Review Chuck Norris and Liam Hemsworth (from The Last Song) are also in this round. Reason: The real villain of The Expendables 2 is the potential resurgence of the extremely awful Chuck Norris joke, which is so pathetically overwrought that it's celebrated ... |
Tweet it five hole, April Edition The Province (blog) Your first instinct might be to say “Hey, what's wrong with an occasional Norris throwback joke? Your buddy Bowman sure loves doing that in the paper on occasion, what's the big deal?” The thing is, I only posted one of the Chuck Norris jokes Zach ... |
 Yahoo! Sports (blog) | Notre Dame's Tommy Rees arrested, possibly narrowing the quarterbacking race ... Yahoo! Sports (blog) Rush Moving Pics • Houston, Texas • 1 day 15 hours ago Touchdown Chuck Norris, think about it Notre Dame fans, after all Chuck Norris is the Supreme Being of the universe. disgusted • 1 day 2 hours ago Only SEC players can break rules, laws and draw ... |
Schumaker: Look out for great summer movies University Daily Kansan Chuck Norris has always been pretty lame and then people made the “Chuck Norris facts” website, which featured over the top “facts.” Part of the joke of these was how lame Norris was in real life, but at some point people forgot that and now we're ... |
 Unleash The Fanboy | New Expendables 2 Posters (Arnold's Back!) Unleash The Fanboy And damn, is this 90′s action movie fanboy excited, despite the reported PG-13 rating mandated by Chuck Norris' involvement. Can we please put the old Norris jokes out to pasture now? Any dude who's not OK with a hard-R, isn't worthy of the macho ... Meet The Characters from THE EXPENDABLES 2! |
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