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International Business Times

Internet Joke Chuck Norris Endorses Internet Pioneer Newt Gingrich
The Atlantic Wire
AP Oh, sure, you might think the obvious presidential candidate for Chuck Norris to endorse would be Rick Perry, what with his guns and boots and Texasyness, not to mention his own Chuck Norris Facts-inspired twitterer, RickPerryFacts.
Chuck Norris: Newt Gingrich can 'outwit' ObamaThe State Column
Chuck Norris, 71, endorses Newt Gingrich, who jokes actor will 'make an ...OnTheRedCarpet.com
Chuck Norris Endorses Newt Gingrich For PresidentHuffington Post
International Business Times -DigitalJournal.com -American Thinker (blog)
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msnbc.com

Kill Chuck Norris in Facebook scam? You're kidding, right?
msnbc.com
Spotted by researchers at the security company Sophos, the scam has been spreading around Facebook with a message saying, "Chuck Norris dies at age 71! Not a joke. See the video to find out how he died." In an attempt to come across as legitimate, ...
Chuck Norris is not dead, despite scammy Facebook posts to the contraryGeek

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Facebook scam: [video] Chuck Norris dies at age 71! Not a Joke.
ZDNet (blog)
This time, American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris is the target; anyone who knows the Internet phenomenon about his name is a potential victim. This version says something along the lines of “[video] Chuck Norris dies at age 71! Not a Joke.

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Video Game Writers

New details on 'Diablo 3′ including co-op, voice chat and graphics
Video Game Writers
For one thing, Diablo 3 will have a friends list set-up similar to WoW, but there will not be a global chat, so you can go ahead and put down your Big Book of Chuck Norris Jokes. Also, it doesn't sound like there will be a guild or clan structure at ...

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Under the Gun Review

DAMMIT: Chuck Norris Whines About Profanity, “Expendables 2″ Goes PG-13
Under the Gun Review
All jokes about his crazy toughness aside, Chuck Norris severely underestimates his standing in current pop culture. Recently, Norris sat down with foreign news website Gazeta to discuss his upcoming role in the highly anticipated action epic ...
Chuck Norris Forces 'Expendables 2' to Clean Up Its Language for a PG-13 RatingNew York Post
Is Chuck Norris Forcing "Expendables 2" to Be PG-13?NBC Chicago (blog)

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Strange Sounds and Weird Noises Around the World Inspire Chuck Norris Snoring ...
Gather Celebs News Channel
While nobody knows what these weird noises are, they have come up with plenty of ideas and jokes about it. Some people believe they are really just Chuck Norris snoring. Could it be Chuck Norris snoring? Honestly, that sounds just about as probable as ...



Eurosport.com AU

Simon Katich was left concussed after being struck in the head in NSW's ...
Herald Sun
"We joke around that he's as tough as Chuck Norris and I think he showed that today. "He's got a huge egg on the top of his eye and he wanted to go back out there and bat." While that didn't happen, Katich may return to take his place in the field ...
Big bash: Katich bows out after blow to face but Blues march on against TigersBrisbane Times
Steve Smith just misses ton, drops catchesSydney Morning Herald
NSW pile on runs in Shield clashSky News Australia

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Naked Security

Chuck Norris is NOT dead - beware the Facebook scam!
Naked Security
by Graham Cluley on January 25, 2012 | 1 Comment Messages have been spread on Facebook claiming to link to a video news report of the death of awesome martial arts film star Chuck Norris. [video] Chuck Norris dies at age 71! Not a Joke.

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'The Grey' survives on Neeson's name
The Gamecock
In fact, he has pulled off so much macho bravado in his action roles that people are replacing Chuck Norris jokes with his name. His bravado continues to be put on display in “The Grey,” a movie that actually isn't as action-packed as “Taken” (2008) or ...

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Gather.com

Strange Sounds Over Kota Samarahan No Joke: Agencies Investigate Weird Noises
Gather.com
One of the jokes about the weird noises is that they were just Chuck Norris snoring. Apparently, the Kota Samarahan authorities did not buy that claim, and they have asked several different agencies to investigate the instance of the UHOs (Unidentified ...

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