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Parade Magazine

Jay Leno on Comic Highs and Lows, Cars, and Secrets to a Successful Marriage
Parade Magazine
... I went to the movies and watched Elvis Presley in Loving You. The girls went crazy when he sang “Teddy Bear,” and I thought, “This is the way to make a living.” I even took guitar lessons, but when that didn't work, I decided to tell jokes instead.



Ailing comic Mike MacDonald issues public plea for a liver donor
Ottawa Citizen
“I would exaggerate making jokes about Americans, but slowly I didn't have to exaggerate anymore because they were crazy, so we decided to get out of there. “It's like a friend of mine who makes fun of the Beatles but he won't make fun of Elvis because ...

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OnMilwaukee.com

Soup Bros. ladles up quirk and deliciousness
OnMilwaukee.com
Regner jokes he puts crack in his bread, and after devouring a massive hunk of carb heaven, it leaves you wondering if maybe there is a teensy weensy amount of some habit-forming substance folded into the dough. Soup Bros. offers six soups every day, ...



Irish Independent

Review: Music: Here Comes Everybody – The Story of The Pogues by James Fearnley
Irish Independent
I was actually quite nervous about meeting Shane but he quickly put me at ease with a few jokes and a gin and tonic. He was totally coherent which was not what I had been expecting. We had one more rehearsal before The Flat Lake Festival and went there ...



Million Dollar Quartet Recreates History on Stage
Venues Today
In a musical loaded with inside jokes about four pioneers of country music and rock and roll, one line from Million Dollar Quartet stands out above all others. Frustrated by the reception he's getting in Las Vegas as opening act for comedian Shecky ...

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Joseph's Rangers thoughts: The Royals/A's miniseries (5/18)
WFAA
See, I'm big into cause-and-effect; I hate that Mike Young's status on the Rangers cost them a year of control of Elvis Andrus (when they needed to ensure he'd be playing shortstop on day one of his rookie season to justify a move of Young to 3B).

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Yahoo! Sports (blog)

Create-a-Caption: Partying like it's 1988
Yahoo! Sports (blog)
1st — Al. "Hey Elvis, Can you make this out to RUN DMC?" 2nd — StLFan. "Seriously, dude? Elvis signs only blue suede shoes." 3rd — Combat! "Just write on the Odor-Eater, NOT the shoe." HM — LetsGoTwins. "I forgot my pen, can you sign my ball with ...

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Elvis Presley Jr.
Laughlin Entertainer
When we first saw where Elvis Aaron Presley, Jr. was performing at the Riverside Resort, our first reaction was, "Is this guy for real?" and then, "Why haven't we heard of him, before?" Laughlin gets the lion's share of impersonators and tribute ...



Bobcat Goldthwait takes a shot at pop culture's assault on civility in 'God ...
Enterprise News
By Al Alexander Bobcat Goldthwait is a funnyman who became a bit of a joke himself thanks to poor career choices that saw him go from lighting a fire on “The Tonight Show” couch to going down in flames on Whoopi Goldberg's ill-conceived revival of “The ...

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Elvis Fisher gears up for sixth year
UM Maneater
By Nate Atkins Missouri senior captain Elvis Fisher mentors junior tackle Max Copeland during a practice last season. Fisher has returned to the practice fields for a sixth year of eligibility after sitting out last year with a torn patellar tendon.


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