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Baldwin brings bag of tricks to host 'NFL Honors'
New York Daily News
The “30 Rock” star then tossed around the jokes, taking equal shots at the NFL, Madonna and the Kardashians, mostly to big laughs from the likes of Joe Namath, Rex Ryan and Cam Newton. All the while, Baldwin clutched his prized souvenir.

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$16 million sought for Elvis Presley Blvd.
Tri State Defender
6) requesting $16 million to spruce up Elvis Presley Blvd. The idea was previewed Tuesday night (Jan. 31) at Grace United Methodist Church on Raines Rd. in Whitehaven. Collins is requesting $8 million in 2013 and 2014, which would be coupled with $27 ...

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Awful movie, awesome jokes
The News Journal
Not only did the cast pack in hundreds of jokes, but they made them at just the right moments to maximize the funny and to avoid talking over important plot points or bits of dialogue. The jokes came so fast that even if you didn't get, didn't like or ...

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ESPN

Kurt Busch recharges Phoenix Racing
ESPN
SPARTANBURG, SC -- No, you're not seeing things if, while driving between exits 78 and 80 on Interstate 85 at night, it appears as if Elvis Presley is holding a concert in the 60000-square-foot building atop the hill. There really is a life-size ...

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Sydney Morning Herald

Golden Globe 2012 preview: Ricky Gervais keeping jokes to himself - for now
Vancouver Sun
... self-deprecating twonk and obsessive tweeter who says things like (remarking about his recent profile for The New York Times), "[The Times] wanted to portray 'the king of comedy,' but, because of me, it looked more like Elvis's last trip to the ...
Ricky Gervais on hosting the Golden Globes: 'I keep having to write new jokes ...National Post (blog)

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Gisele or Jinxele? The warning signs were Giant
Boston Herald
TIQUAN GONE: Patriots hair apparent Tiquan Underwood underwent an hourlong salon procedure before departing for Indy, having the Flying Elvis carved into the back of his head. His thanks: Getting cut on the eve of the Super Bowl.

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St. Louis on 'Idol': The gateway to the worst
USA TODAY (blog)
Oliver McCrary has a tuneless falsetto. One kid does the worst Rolling in the Deep, but it's not nearly as bad as the Elvis impersonator trying to sing Garth Brooks' The Thunder Rolls. It's "the gateway to the worst!" Ryan jokes.



German Angst as US troops bid "Auf Wiedersehen"
Reuters
"We Germans fought for the Russians to go, now we are fighting for the Americans to stay," jokes Brunner, chairman of the German-American contact club in Grafenwoehr, whose lifeblood is its US military base. He watched a young Elvis Presley arrive here ...

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5 Things To Do Today: Children's Museum opening, Elvis Birthday Bash, "I've ...
Weekly Volcano (blog)
A screening of the film Almost Elvis, in which Washington is featured, will kick off at 7:30 pm, with Washington taking the stage following the movie. 4. Comedian Gabriel Iglesias isn't fat ... he's fluffy. Or so goes the joke.

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I never wanted to be Elvis
The Australian Eye
It's only when Isaak, perhaps seeing the desperation in my eyes, drops the convivial, easy-entertainer shtick – the compulsive jokes and songs – and starts talking seriously about his rather good new record that I realise there is more to the ...

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