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Daily Mail

Old comedians and how to survive them
Daily Mail
I'm having to pay $20 million to a woman who I believe is the special love child of Bernie Madoff and Heather Mills . . . To comfort me, my lawyer told me to imagine how much I would have had to pay if Alyce had contributed anything to the relationship ...



Can A Robot Improvise Comedy?
KTBS
He launches right in to his routine, telling a doctor-patient joke, a Swiss army joke, old chestnuts from Fred Allen and Groucho Marx such as the line about why television is called a medium -- it's neither rare nor well done. (Rimshot, please.) ...

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Asbury Park Press (blog)

Paper Mill's 'Boeing-Boeing' not everyone's cup of tea
Asbury Park Press (blog)
There's the German Gretchen (Anne Horak), the Italian Gabriella (Brynn O'Malley) and American Gloria (Heather Parcells). And all three are liberally drawn as 1960s ethnic stereotypes. Gretchen's German accent is very thick, she is very aggressive ...

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Golden Globes 2012: Ricky Gervais, what are you like?
heatworld
This Sunday will mark the third time that Ricky Gervais hosts the Golden Globes – and the comic has promised that once again the A-list will be the butt of his jokes. Worried Golden Globe bosses are planning to air the ceremony with a seven-second time ...

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Angelina Jolie Thinks Brad Pitt Is Prettier Than She Is
Jezebel
Tina Fey said, "I thought he had good jokes this year." And Maya Rudolph had really high praise for him: I just think he's just so f—king funny. There's nobody like him. I don't keep a scorecard and think "Eh, It's a little toned down this year.

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Roboticist sees improvisation through machine's eyes
CNN International
By Todd Leopold, CNN Heather Knight, who specializes in social robotics, sees the robot Data as a way of investigating her area of study. Editor's note: This is the fourth in a weekly series on characteristics of creativity.

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Lest you forgot
gulfnews.com
So the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists, then. My lawyers helped with that joke." "The creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, is reportedly worth $7-billion. Heather Mills calls him the one that got away." "The next presenter is a true ...


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