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New York Daily News

Tom Cruise flaunts his abs, fake tattoos in 'Rock of Ages'-inspired photo ...
New York Daily News
At nearly 50, Tom Cruise proves he can still rock. The actor channels his rock 'n' roll alter ego, Stacee Jaxx, for the June issue of W magazine, in which he sheds his clean-cut look for photographer Mario Sorrenti to transform into the outlandish ...
Photos: Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in “Rock of Ages”Opposing Views

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Jimmy Kimmel's Best Jokes From the ABC Upfront
TheWrap
After several celebrities, including Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Matt Damon and the Kardashians appeared in a video marking Kimmel's 10th year on ABC, the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" host joked, that he had no idea who some of them were.

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Comedian Tom Foss has found his sea legs
Youngstown Vindicator
“The travel is easy — everything is taken care of; all you have to do is shower and tell jokes,” said Foss, calling from the Port of Jacksonville, Fla., as he waits to embark on yet another cruise ship bound for the Caribbean.

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Village Voice (blog)

Joan Rivers Hates Tom Cruise
Village Voice (blog)
"Second, in TV interviews, Tom laughs inappropriately and much too vociferously at non-humorous declarative statements, which is ironic because in real life he can't take a fucking joke at all. "All you have to do is make one simple, little, harmless, ...

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Broward-Palm Beach New Times (blog)

Joan Rivers' Best Stand-up One-liners -- Many Farts, Not a Lot of Fashion
Broward-Palm Beach New Times (blog)
On Tom Cruise: "He's been in the closet so long, I'm going to take him to Goodwill." And these weren't even her funniest bits. Those were longer, more complex jokes that truly managed to do something spectacular - they made us all laugh at ourselves ...

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Zac Efron & Tom Cruise: Secret Bromance?
WTAQ
Efron joke, "A little wrinklier?" and added, "Hopefully exactly like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. Chasing down bad guys." It looks like Efron, who revealed last year that Cruise personally taught him how to ride a motorcycle, has already ripped ...

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Fashionista

Tom Cruise, Abbey Lee Kershaw, and Their Nipples Get Wild in <em>W</em>
Fashionista
By Nora Crotty Wednesday, May 16, 2012 / 11:15 AM File this under “things that make us feel weird inside”: Tom Cruise's crazyass W spread has just been released in its entirety. Photographed by Mario Sorrenti, the shoot sees Cruise, in character as an ...



Moneycontrol.com

Skrillex Is The World's 92nd Most Powerful Celebrity
Pedestrian TV
The list includes film and television actors including (Tom Cruise - 9), TV personalities (Oprah - 2), models (Adriana Lima - 100), athletes (LeBron James - 15), authors (JK Rowling - 85), musicians (Jay-Z - 38) and comedians (Kim Kardashian - 7 ...
J.Lo tops Forbes Power ListWinnipeg Free Press

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John Woo Returns with 'Day of the Beast'
ScreenCrave.com
... Face/Off. Unfortunately he followed it with Mission: Impossible II, the Tom Cruise-led fiasco that was a huge hit but turned his signature style into near-parody. In fact, doves flying away from an explosion is still a joke (see: 21 Jump Street).

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SugarCRM: No sweet jokes, please, but it really is...
ZDNet (blog)
This is the one that fits the Tom Cruise/Rene Zellweger Jerry Maguire model - “you complete me” for Sugar. For those of you who have paid no attention to all the CRM press this has gotten, that would be their relationship with IBM.

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