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New York Post

Cruise Jr. rants at Pats loss
New York Post
Connor Cruise — a die-hard Patriots fan and the DJ son of Tom Cruise — lashed out at one of his reps, Todd Krim, who tweeted after the game, “Sorry @TheConnorCruise maybe next year!!!” According to an e-mail forwarded to publicists by Krim, Cruise ...



Sydney Morning Herald

Golden Globe 2012 preview: Ricky Gervais keeping jokes to himself - for now
Vancouver Sun
Just 48 hours before the 69th Golden Globe Awards, mere mention of the name is enough to strike fear into the hearts of every Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise and Gibson-Cruise wannabe in Hollywood. Gervais, a self-confessed equal-opportunity offender, ...
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Yorkshire Evening Post

47 Ronin: Leeds samuari expert works on Hollywood blockbuster film
Yorkshire Evening Post
From cult classic Seven Samurai through early 80s mini-series Shogun and on to Tom Cruise's Last Samurai, their sword-swishing exploits have kept us on the edges of our seats. Now Hollywood is delving back into samurai history with upcoming blockbuster ...



heatworld

WTF? Tom Cruise's swimming pool water for sale on eBay!
heatworld
As you read this somebody somewhere is furiously bidding on eBay for a bottle of swimming pool water from Tom Cruise'S swimming pool. This is not a joke. Welcome readers, to today's most ridiculous celebrity story! One enterprising eBay seller has ...

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Movie Review: Loosies
Huffington Post
Peter Facinelli looks a little like the young Tom Cruise: same slightly rabbity smile that radiates a sense of both supreme confidence and gnawing insecurity. Facinelli has a wider face with more prominent cheekbones but he has the same athletic ...

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RopeofSilicon.com (blog)

What I Watched, What You Watched: Installment #131
RopeofSilicon.com (blog)
Grade: A Knight and Day: After I saw Tom Cruise starring in Mission Impossible 4 I was really excited to see his action in this movie! Too bad I missed it out in theatres considering it is worth to see on the big screen! Tom Cruise looked as appealing ...



Madonna At Halftime: What It Takes To Last
NPR (blog)
Her chances for longevity were widely regarded as so slim as to be an available joke. My favorite TV show then was Moonlighting, and I remember an episode they did somewhere around this time about recovering a lost Rolodex full of famous names.

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TheInsider.com

In The Director's Chair: Doug Liman
TheInsider.com
And while I had him on the horn, we chatted about his next big screen directing gig: the Tom Cruise-starring sci-fi actioner with multiple names. Insider.com: What attracted you to I Just Want My Pants Back? Doug Liman: I really fell in love with these ...



Kenny G Divorcing, Deb and Dexter Banging, Tom Cruise Loves Placenta
FemPop
By Rebecca Jane Tom Cruise has placenta put on his face to keep him young. Placenta is the thing in a lady's babymaker that feeds the baby. It's like a human-made pop tart that spews forth from the vagina. You're welcome. Also remember how in Silence ...



Vancouver Sun (blog)

Club Malibu: Young Life's luxurious Christian camp
Vancouver Sun (blog)
For a few short years in the late 1940s, Bob Hope, John Wayne and Walt Disney cruised up here to a luxury resort built by American Tom Hamilton, who had patented the variable-pitch airplane propeller and made a fortune. But Hamilton's Malibu soon ...


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