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Daytona lesbian cop fired after IA investigation pushed by Jim Newcomb ...
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A May 5, 2003, IA report concluded Newcomb for departmental rules regarding his dealings with Fishpaugh, specifically issues of respect, engaging in rumors or practical jokes, not following command/supervisory responsibilities and not following ...

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Local liquor stores express mixed feelings about Sunday sales
The Hour
Stew Leonard Jr. of Stew Leonard Wines said his Connecticut stores will serve Dom Perignon champagne on Sunday. He jokes that the celebration is for both Sunday liquor sales and his mother's 80th birthday, which is in June. "I'm thrilled it's finally ...

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Carole Estabrook: Tanning can harm more than skin
Auburn Citizen
Krentcil's alarmingly dark skin has made her the butt of many jokes including an unflattering "Saturday Night Live" impersonation by comedian Kristin Wig. A Connecticut toymaker is also capitalizing on the hype, releasing a “Tanorexic Mom” action ...

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Commentary: An unpleasant wonder of the natural world
Baltimore Sun
Flash forward 20 years and, being someone who spends a lot of time outside, I started hearing about Lyme disease, named for the Connecticut town where it was diagnosed. Not surprisingly, the official web site for the town, http://www.townlyme.org, ...

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Review: 'The Dictator' sometimes goes too far with humor
Sioux City Journal (blog)
Some of the jokes go too far (playing with the head of a Civil Rights leader makes you wince) but the source justifies the mean. Like "Dave" or "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court," "The Dictator" plays on the two worlds concept.

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All clear given at Eastern Connecticut State University after discovery of ...
New Haven Register
By Rich Pittera, Special to the Register Discovery of a package that turned out to be what sources said was toilet paper wrapped in blue duct tape prompted the brief lock down of the Eastern Connecticut State University High Rise dormitory.



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Ann Romney Coming to Stamford
NBC Connecticut
In that role, she is coming to Connecticut tonight, the night before the GOP primary. Ann Romney, who Mitt introduces as "my sweetheart," will headline the annual Prescott Bush dinner in Stamford, the annual Republican party fundraiser on April 23.
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Obama & Gay Marriage: 'Courageous' Or Put Into A Corner?; Happy 300th Podcast!
NPR (blog)
The six states (and the District of Columbia) that do have gay marriage on the books — Iowa, New York, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts and Connecticut — arrived at that conclusion via state legislatures or the courts. Not by the voters.

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Riley having monster
Boston.com
When he met a few of his teammates for the first time this spring, the usual jokes surfaced. “People called me dad,” and jokingly asked him about retirement plans and life before iPods, he said. The 5-foot-9, 190-pound second baseman prefers to do his ...



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Bengals get Moore heart
Bengals.com
Kashif Moore, Connecticut's combine comet, gets the wide receiver's No. 83 next weekend at Bengals rookie minicamp. But it will always be No. 6 on the heart on the sleeve. The kid from Miami called "Jazz" wore No. 6. And, when you think about football ...

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