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How Newt Gingrich Turned a Lunar Colony into a National Joke Yahoo! Contributors Network ... of jokes by late night comics? The blame has to be placed on the shoulders of Gingrich for botching the proposal. When rolling out the lunar colony idea to an appreciative crowd in Florida, Gingrich neglected to mention why it would be a good idea. |
Jokes aside, LSU's Les Miles happy to land Avery Johnson Shreveport Times Jim Rassol/South Florida Sun-Sentinel BATON ROUGE — It was just after 12 on Wednesday as a disappointing signing day and recruiting season was coming to a merciful end for the LSU football program. Less than an hour earlier, Torshiro Davis, ... |
 The Free Press of the University of Southern Maine | Kelchner: Fox News covers horse race over cash cows The Free Press of the University of Southern Maine On the night of the Florida primary, several friends and I went out to our favorite coffee house to watch the polling results come in on the television. Everyone was in a great mood, eager to discuss the results and the significance of the outcome. |
The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes About - News & Issues —Bill Maher "Romney won Florida. Have you taken a good look at Romney and his wife? They look like a couple in a Levitra commercial. Mitt is the guy you think you look like. Newt is the guy you actually look like." —David Letterman "I think I can ... |
Winderman's view: Heat 107, Cavaliers 91 Sun-Sentinel (blog) By Ira Winderman South Florida Sun Sentinel -- It's just odd. On one hand it doesn't seem like the Heat are playing all that well. -- On the other hand, they've not won 11 of their last 13. -- It is highly encouraging to see Udonis Haslem again playing ... |
 CTV.ca | Buffalo practice results in Ruff landing Vancouver Sun There were a lot of jokes in the room. It's definitely a monkey off his shoulder. We all know he blocks shots and plays unbelievable defensively, but every hockey wants to create some offence and score some goals.” The goal was Volchenkov's 17th in a ... Capitals' Laich plays 2 days after hurting knee Sabres coach Ruff day to day ... |
 WTSP 10 News | Former POW Making a Difference WTSP 10 News Largo, Florida - At the Armed Forces Military Museum, visitors are treated to some walking-talking history, as volunteer Bill Allen shares his experiences from the Korean War. "I was captured by the Chinese, but the North Koreans ran the camps," Allen ... |
Sleigh Bells and Diplo at Grand Central February 14 Miami New Times "We were out one night drinking," Sleigh Bells' Derek Miller says, "just shooting the shit, and we jokingly talked about how we should do a two-week tour of Florida, from Pensacola to the Keys, because we're both proud Floridians. |
Voters expect a little sin on a rap sheet Lancaster Eagle Gazette If he is the Republican nominee -- and he took a big step toward a coronation convention in Tampa, Fla., with that solid win in Florida -- Mitt Romney's goody-goody-two-shoes reputation could hurt him worse than his flip-flops on abortion and health ... |
 Palm Beach Post | Iowa miscount no comfort for Florida election supervisors Palm Beach Post 3 caucuses, then changed their minds and still can't find some votes, joke writers in general are giving Iowa a pass. But if the same thing happens Tuesday in Florida's GOP primary, we'll almost certainly be fodder for Jay Leno, David Letterman, ... |
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