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How Newt Gingrich Turned a Lunar Colony into a National Joke Yahoo! Contributors Network ... of jokes by late night comics? The blame has to be placed on the shoulders of Gingrich for botching the proposal. When rolling out the lunar colony idea to an appreciative crowd in Florida, Gingrich neglected to mention why it would be a good idea. |
Jokes aside, LSU's Les Miles happy to land Avery Johnson Shreveport Times Jim Rassol/South Florida Sun-Sentinel BATON ROUGE — It was just after 12 on Wednesday as a disappointing signing day and recruiting season was coming to a merciful end for the LSU football program. Less than an hour earlier, Torshiro Davis, ... |
 The Free Press of the University of Southern Maine | Kelchner: Fox News covers horse race over cash cows The Free Press of the University of Southern Maine The Florida results were important because it was a winner-take-all delegate state, and the issue of corporate favors became an issue between Romney and Gingrich. The critical gaze of the concerned public has been increasingly focused on the ... |
 Globe and Mail | Buffalo practice results in Ruff landing Vancouver Sun There were a lot of jokes in the room. It's definitely a monkey off his shoulder. We all know he blocks shots and plays unbelievable defensively, but every hockey wants to create some offence and score some goals.” The goal was Volchenkov's 17th in a ... Capitals' Laich plays 2 days after hurting knee Sabres coach Ruff day to day ... |
 Bradenton Herald | Commentary | Stoudemire: Tragic life, tragic death Bradenton Herald Stoudemire was the X factor for the only Manatee County team to win a boys basketball state championship when he and Peter Warrick led the Seminoles to that magical undefeated season. But before you knew it, he was gone. People who didn't see him with ... |
The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes About - News & Issues Political analysts believe that elderly voters in Florida rejected Newt Gingrich because of fears that he would eventually leave them for a younger state." —Jimmy Kimmel "Despite his big loss in Florida Newt Gingrich vows to stay in the GOP race. |
 Financial Times | Cuban blogger riles with her weapon of words Financial Times “I try to tweet with the brevity and elegance of classical Spanish, while only using whole words,” she jokes of herself on a recent evening in Havana. Such humour is characteristic of the 36-year-old, whose mordant and highly personal vignettes of ... |
 ABC News (blog) | What's Worrying Mitt Romney? (The Note) ABC News (blog) Voters will have their say today, and should Rick Santorum win a state or two, it could speak volumes about Mitt Romney's path through the rest of the nominating states. Santorum has been spending time in Missouri, which holds a non-binding primary ... |
 ABC News | Woman at Giants Super Bowl parade can't wait to see Mark Sanchez (video) Yahoo! Sports (blog) Make all the jokes you'd like about how she was enjoying what was in that Giants tumbler a little too much. And, sure, if she frequents New York nightclubs, there's a 30 percent chance Mark Sanchez has introduced himself to her anyways. BRISTOL: Why is this man smiling? Super Bowl XLVI MVP Eli Manning of NY Giants delivers elite laughs with David ... |
 Palm Beach Post | Iowa miscount no comfort for Florida election supervisors Palm Beach Post The Florida primary is not only staged by the state, but the winner gets all 50 votes Florida will cast at the national GOP convention in August. So more attention will be paid to Florida, and the joke writers will be ready. |
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