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New York Times

Antonin Scalia, Justice on the Supreme Court, Dies at 79
New York Times
He seemed to play to the crowd in the courtroom, which rewarded his jokes with generous laughter. Justice Scalia's sometimes ... After Ronald Reagan was elected president in 1980, Mr. Scalia was interviewed for a job he coveted, solicitor general of ...
Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia dead at 79McClatchy Washington Bureau
Antonin Scalia, who led a conservative renaissance on the Supreme Court, dies at 79OCRegister

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The Atlantic

The Republicans Rumble in South Carolina
The Atlantic
The best thing the Florida senator has going for him is that his nemesis, Christie, will not be in South Carolina after suspending his campaign on Wednesday. Expect a self-deprecating joke or two from Rubio, who turned to humor a couple years ago when ...

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The Boston Globe

Bird's-eye view
The Boston Globe
Closer to home, Peterson says that Massachusetts “boasts more birdwatchers per square mile than any other state” and that the Concord area is “the cradle” of American ornithology. That story, and ... “[T]he word 'birdwatcher' is a synonym for ...

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'Valentine's Day should be every day': Love and life lessons from long-married couples
Naples Daily News
They both moved to Florida because, well, it's warm. They each like action movies, .... The August wedding in 1949 was attended by 500 guests (Dick jokes Joann's family knew everyone in the state of Nebraska); she was 21, he was 24. Her mother made her ...



Orlando Sentinel

Oh, brother! Why wasn't Eli happy for Peyton?
Orlando Sentinel
The good news: The Magic's ratings on Fox Sports Florida are up 80 percent this season — the second-highest jump behind the Golden State Warriors (up 120 percent). The bad news: Even with that 80 percent hike, the Magic are still among the bottom five ...

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GatorBait.net (subscription)

Redshirt Report: Luke Ancrum
GatorBait.net (subscription)
With Florida not landing a natural defensive tackle in its 2016 recruiting class, as Shavar Manuel flipped to FSU on National Signing Day, Ancrum will have plenty of opportunities to compete against the aforementioned trio of backups for live-game ...



The Guardian

Donald Trump recycles the hits in arena gig to the Tampa thousands
The Guardian
Nicholas was eventually drowned out by the comedy stylings of Tim Wilkins, local nobody from the CBS-affiliate morning show You Are Dying In A Hospice And Can't Change The Channel. In between teleprompter jokes, he noticed that liberals are a lot like ...

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Hookem.com

The Statesman Interview: Augie Garrido
Hookem.com
February 6, 2016 - Texas alumn, Huston Street, left, jokes around with February 6, 2016 – Texas alumn, Huston ... I think one of the revealing moments was when we were at Florida State and their best hitter was at the plate. The game was on the line to ...

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Chipotle's Food-Safety Woes? Don't Expect Sympathy From Rest Of Industry
WAMU 88.5
Chipotle became such a punch line for jokes that Hannah Thompson, a writer for the meat industry publication Meatingplace, decided that the chain deserved some sympathy. Thompson has, in the past, criticized opponents of the meat industry for ...

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Washington Post (blog)

Bush interview: Jeb knocks rivals' 'video game' approach to foreign policy
Washington Post (blog)
I was commander in chief of the Florida National Guard. I wrote hundreds of ... He acknowledges there will be many foreign-policy challenges for whoever walks into the presidency in 2017. Where would he start? “Well, let's be optimistic,” he jokes ...

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