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 DBKP - Death By 1000 Papercuts | Late Night Joke Dump: May 20, 2012 DBKP - Death By 1000 Papercuts He has been “acting” like he was born in Hawaii for a long time. Mitt Romney has jumped to a seven-point lead over President Obama in a national poll. I think Romney's starting to get cocky. Today he threatened to pin down Joe Biden and pull out all of ... |
'Hawaii Five-0': Daniel Dae Kim on McGarrett's return, epic season finale ... - Entertainment Weekly
'Hawaii Five-0': Daniel Dae Kim on McGarrett's return, epic season finale ... Entertainment Weekly It was, he jokes (or not?), a “job requirement” on Lost. But if there's one thing he's not coy about, it's his praise for the Hawaii Five-0 writing team, who dealt with unforeseen circumstances brought on by co-star Alex O'Loughlin's sudden absence to ... |
 The Atlantic Wire | Boom, Baby!: 'Battleship' & 'What to Expect' The Atlantic Wire Instead, it's Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch) and his brother Stone (Alexander Skarsgård) at a seedy Hawaii bar knocking back drinks in celebration of Alex's 26th birthday. "I love you," they say earnestly but casually to one another, perhaps the first ... The Post Most: EntertainmentMost-viewed stories,videos, and galleries in the ... Review: BATTLESHIP, or: Jerry Lewis vs. the Aliens Former Madison actor Larry Wegger gets called for duty on 'Battleship' |
White House Correspondents' Dinner: Readers write the jokes Washington Post What is it going to take to convince these people that I was born in Hawaii?" -- honestcitizen1. I now understand why VP Biden is such a proponent of high speed rail -- he wants to get to where he's going before he falls asleep. |
 Toronto.com | TV Tonight, Five Worth Watching on Sunday Toronto.com ... Tom Bergeron hosts from the Disney Resort & Spa Aulani in Ko'Olina, Hawaii (Citytv, ABC at 7). • Laughs, Part 2: If you found yourself wondering while watching Canada's Got Talent, “Who is that funny man who tells off-colour jokes? |
Road marker error draws jokes from Hawaii Kai residents KHON2 Some Hawaii Kai drivers may have done a double-take at a recently painted road marking. The "only" in the right turn lane on Kawaihae Street was spelled wrong...”olny” instead. A neighbor says he saw the crew at work yesterday and didn't think anything ... |
 New York Daily News | Summertime, are the rentals are easy New York Daily News “It's like going to Hawaii without having to travel so far,” says Gail Wilsey Morrison, who owns a local real estate agency. So that explains Snooki's tan. Jersey Shore jokes aside, here's a look at some of the low and high end of what's left on the ... |
 ABC News | Top 10: Obama in History jokes on Twitter Washington Examiner (blog) (Read the Examiner's Philip Klein: Obama vandalizes WH presidential biographies for more context) That led several conservatives to post jokes on Twitter making it a Trending Topic nationally. Here are our top 10 favorites. 10. Conservatives, RNC mock Obama's insertion in presidential biographies |
 WND.com | Media chuckle at bio on Obama's Kenya birth WND.com The preliminary finding of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's special investigative unit is that there is probable cause that Obama's Hawaii birth certificate is a forgery. Arpaio told WND after word of the claim of a Kenyan birth was released that ... Literary agent's 1991 catalog surfaces with claim Obama was born in Kenya |
 Daily Caller | Longtime Obama pal Eric Whitaker keeps popping onto political scene Daily Caller By Vince Coglianese President-elect Barack Obama jokes with friends Dr. Eric Whitaker (C) and Eugene Kang on the 18th green during a round of golf with friends December 29, 2008 at the Mid Pacific Country Club in Kailua, Hawaii. |
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