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Pipe Dreams
Los Angeles Times, CA - Dec 3, 2008
The married father of two jokes, "I don't think as opera singers we have undergarments thrown at us as much as rock stars do, but it's something to aspire ...


‘Tis the Music for Being Cautiously Optimistic
New York Times, United States - 3 hours ago
And he even tries cracking a few jokes (“Anybody here know what a snowman eats for breakfast?”), but one moon-faced girl in the audience won’t let him have ...


Influential Illini: Beyond CU
Daily Illini, IL - Dec 2, 2008
"I sat down next to her and was cracking jokes and struck up a conversation," Dierkes said. "A few weeks later I told her I wasn't actually in the class, ...


14-Hour Day A Snapshot Of Archbishop’s Routine
Georgia Bulletin, Georgia - 10 hours ago
Those hands went way up,” he jokes. They appear to be most interested in his age and his family growing up. One youngster loudly proclaims he knows the ...


NIU basketball player not bothered by scenery
Northern Star Online, IL - Dec 2, 2008
After growing up in southern Illinois, Freeman had a simple reason for choosing a Florida school. “One of the major reasons I decided to go to Florida A&M ...


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Seniors Reflect On Illinois Football Careers
IlliniBoard.com, IL - Nov 25, 2008
If that doesn't work out, he jokes he might wish to follow the lead of last year's star linebacker J Leman, who among other things now does car commercials. ...


Catholic Sentinel

Archbishop Vlazny celebrates 25 years as a bishop
Catholic Sentinel, OR - Dec 3, 2008
He visits churches great and small, blesses schools, tells jokes, gives counsel and hears confessions. Most Catholics notice that he has maintained joy and ...


Going pheasant hunting
Waukegan News Sun, IL - 15 hours ago
They were waiting until the Illinois Department of Natural Resources checked everything out and allowed you to go to the second check-in, where you picked ...


Huskie Notes: Northern Illinois in wait-and-see mode
Dekalb Daily Chronicle, IL - Nov 26, 2008
“I’m out there telling funny jokes and watching them get mad at me.” A minute earlier, Kettani told the media that Dobbs was nicknamed “Backdoor Ricky Dobbs ...


Police Officer Speaks Out Against Taser
Infoshop News - 8 hours ago
I am usually an outspoken guy, cracking jokes, but he noticed I was very reserved… One night I was on a domestic violence call and I was outside as back-up. ...

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