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Doctors remove nail from man's brain, he jokes Times of India OAK LAWN, ILLINOIS: Dante Autullo thought his doctors were joking. The suburban Chicago man was sure he'd merely cut himself with a nail gun while building a shed. But they assured him the X-ray was real: A nail was lodged in the middle of his brain. |
 CTV.ca | Kirk 'getting irritated,' 'making jokes' during recovery The Hill (blog) Mark Kirk (R-Ill.) is showing more signs of recovery, according to one of his Senate colleagues. In statements released Saturday by Kirk's Senate office, both Sen. Joe Manchin (DW.Va.) and the Kirk family said the senator is showing signs of progress. Colleague: Kirk 'irritated' to be in hospital, meaning he's improving Senator Encouraged by Kirk's Progress Kirk's Friend Brings Him Work |
 DBKP - Death By 1000 Papercuts | Late Night Joke Dump: February 3, 2012 DBKP - Death By 1000 Papercuts By Mondoreb The best political jokes, propaganda and political/social commentary is almost always late at night. Here's some of the best from the past week. Mitt Romney says he is not a creature of Washington. He has lived in the real streets of ... |
 A.V. Club | Woodstock, Illinois celebrates the 20th anniversary of Groundhog Day A.V. Club Also, please refrain from making any Angry Birds jokes. Shit's played out.” • Hitler was none too happy when he found out The Keg was getting shut down. • Chicago has retained its title as the nation's most segregated major city. • Illinois may soon ... |
Forgotten Virtues: Integrity Patch.com Prior to his running for public office, Lincoln had a private law practice in Springfield, Illinois. Back then, as it is today, lawyers tended to be the butt of many jokes concerning dishonesty and lack of integrity. From Lincoln's own lips, ... |
Michigan State coach Tom Izzo, Illinois coach Bruce Weber share history The Detroit News Izzo jokes about it now, but it was the early 1980s, and he and Weber were battling each other on the court and in recruiting, but there never was animosity. "I think it was the respect Jud had for Gene's program and vice versa," Izzo said. |
German firm faces racial harassment allegations as it plans Chicago base Chicago Tribune Reese also alleged other salespeople made racially offensive comments and jokes about the South Side of Chicago, which was part of Reese's sales territory for the company that makes elevators, auto components and carbon steel. |
FedEx Employee Charged for Bomb Joke Examiner.com By Ellen Cannon Bomb jokes and bomb hoaxes are no laughing matter. In most cases they are considered a felony. Kevin Coleman, a 27 year old FedEx driver, discovered how serious a matter this is when he was charged yesterday in Salt Lake City with a ... |
Community Calendar for Feb. 5 Lincolnwood Review Send releases and items of local interest to: Skokie Review or Lincolnwood Review, 3701 W. Lake Ave., Glenview IL 60026. Urban Art Party: It's cool to care will be held from 7 -10 pm Feb. 10 at Grossinger City Autoplex, 1530 N. Dayton, Chicago. |
Michigan spoiling for hardwood rumble with State The Detroit News Michigan State endured a hideous 42-41 loss to Illinois the other night, but is 6-3 in what was supposed to be a rebuilding challenge for Tom Izzo. Yeah, right. Izzo doesn't rebuild, he recharges. Ohio State remains the favorite atop the conference at ... |
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