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Chicago Tribune

Prosecutors: Undercover work showed 3 men planned to hit police, mayor's house ...
Chicago Tribune
After making jokes about bashing skulls with billy clubs, the officers promised to find the trio during the upcoming NATO summit. "We'll come look for you, each and every one of you," an officer can be heard saying on a video posted on YouTube.

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Belleville News Democrat

Three men killed in Clinton County and Granite City crashes; names of all ...
Belleville News Democrat
Eric Tindall, 33, crossed the center line in his Mercedes-Benz about 9:30 pm on Illinois 177 near New Memphis and the Kaskaskia River crossing, Moss said. He crashed into 61-year-old Timothy Paridon's Honda CRV, and the impact sent Paridon's vehicle ...

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DIY Medicaid
Chicago Tribune (blog)
(jokes) "Medicaid paid for 89621 Illinois deliveries in 2009, the most recent year for which statistics are available. That was nearly 54 percent of all births, according to the Department of Healthcare and Family Services.

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Wandtv.com, NewsCenter17, StormCenter17, Central Illinois News-Greece hands ...
WAND
There were jokes about the pouring rain - more London than Athens surely - with London Mayor Boris Johnson joshing that everyone would just have to get used to it. But the clouds actually pushed back for a few short minutes, giving the robed dancers, ...

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N. Srinivasan | Two different ball games
Livemint
But talk golf, and the 67-year-old beams, gushes and even jokes, no longer sounding like a scratched vinyl record. A lunch meeting being firmly ruled out due to paucity of time, the venue for this meeting is Srinivasan's 10th floor office at the ...

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Illinois Times

Making downtown lovable
Illinois Times
Even getting a parking ticket in Springfield is cheap compared with other central Illinois cities and especially compared with Chicago. “We're practically giving it away,” jokes Norm Sims, executive director of the Springfield-Sangamon County Regional ...

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Yahoo! Sports (blog)

Chris Paul has jokes for Craig Sager, Tony Allen has infinite sadness after ...
Yahoo! Sports (blog)
What a joke. THOMAS J • Chicago, Illinois • 4 days ago tony's a tough guy to like when your teams playing him but win or lose he is a stand-up guy. He was screaming "this is my house" at the UC and for most of the night he was right.

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CJHS student earning stripes as performer
Daily American
The budding performer recently was cast in the John A. Logan College production of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” and received a First Superior rating for his vocal solo at the Illinois Grade School Music Association Solo and En By Alec ...



REVIEW: 'The Dictator' wrings laughs from torturing sensibilities
STLtoday.com
While he certainly takes his swings at contemporary despicable heads of state (the film opens with a card that reads "In loving memory of Kim Jong-il"), Cohen also assaults the audience's comfort zone. Cohen's comedy comes from toying with taboos, ...

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Cassidy: Facebook's IPO is more than a liquidity event in Silicon Valley ...
Mercury-Register
We'll take another lukewarm IPO and the jokes about Faceplant, Saveface and the like. We'll take it because the Facebook IPO, regardless of the stock's closing price, was a doozy. Early in the day, the man of the hour (and one-time Time man of the ...

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