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Doctors remove nail from man's brain, he jokes Times of India OAK LAWN, ILLINOIS: Dante Autullo thought his doctors were joking. The suburban Chicago man was sure he'd merely cut himself with a nail gun while building a shed. But they assured him the X-ray was real: A nail was lodged in the middle of his brain. |
 CTV.ca | Kirk 'getting irritated,' 'making jokes' during recovery The Hill (blog) Mark Kirk (R-Ill.) is showing more signs of recovery, according to one of his Senate colleagues. In statements released Saturday by Kirk's Senate office, both Sen. Joe Manchin (DW.Va.) and the Kirk family said the senator is showing signs of progress. Colleague: Kirk 'irritated' to be in hospital, meaning he's improving Senator Encouraged by Kirk's Progress Kirk's Friend Brings Him Work |
Sheryl Underwood Interview: 'The Talk' Star Dabbles in Daytime Drama on 'The ... Smashing Interviews Magazine The Arkansas native holds a Bachelor of Arts degree in Liberal Arts from the University of Illinois at Chicago and Masters Degrees in Media Management and Mass Communication from Governor State University. She is a lifetime member of Zeta Phi Beta ... |
Letter: Coach McGraw is an inspirational leader and friend East Peoria Times-Courier A strong case can be made that McGraw is one of the best high school cross country coaches in the history of Illinois cross country. Under Coach McGraw, East Peoria had an impressive record of boys and girls cross country conference wins and strong ... |
Buffalo Welcomes New Defensive Coordinator Lou Tepper University at Buffalo The Spectrum Tepper attempted to recruit Inge to come play for him at Illinois, and although Tepper was unsuccessful, the two had remained in touch ever since and always made a point to meet at conventions within the coaching industry. Their paths crossed once ... |
Michigan State coach Tom Izzo, Illinois coach Bruce Weber share history The Detroit News Izzo jokes about it now, but it was the early 1980s, and he and Weber were battling each other on the court and in recruiting, but there never was animosity. "I think it was the respect Jud had for Gene's program and vice versa," Izzo said. |
The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes About - News & Issues —Stephen Colbert "A woman in Illinois is auctioning off a 2005 Chrysler that once belonged to President Obama. You could tell it was Obama's car because it gets off to a fast start and then stalls for the next three years." —Jimmy Fallon "I will not ... |
 DBKP - Death By 1000 Papercuts | Late Night Joke Dump: February 3, 2012 DBKP - Death By 1000 Papercuts By Mondoreb The best political jokes, propaganda and political/social commentary is almost always late at night. Here's some of the best from the past week. Mitt Romney says he is not a creature of Washington. He has lived in the real streets of ... |
 ABC7Chicago.com | Ex-worker accuses ThyssenKrupp of discrimination ABC7Chicago.com The 33-year-old Reese said his co-workers in Westchester routinely made off-color jokes about people on the South Side and even his direct supervisor, he said, openly used the n-word. "The first time he said it he laughingly apologized. |
 A.V. Club | Woodstock, Illinois celebrates the 20th anniversary of Groundhog Day A.V. Club Also, please refrain from making any Angry Birds jokes. Shit's played out.” • Hitler was none too happy when he found out The Keg was getting shut down. • Chicago has retained its title as the nation's most segregated major city. • Illinois may soon ... |
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