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'When the Game Stands Tall' offers mixed pigskin promise
WTOP
While those events unfolded on the West Coast, the story will no doubt hit close to home for Maryland viewers, recalling perennial powerhouse Urbana High School, which lost both its 50-game winning streak and hometown hero Billy Gaines within the span ...

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Nick O'Leary key for Florida State football
Tomahawk Nation
3 Clemson...opened the season by scoring three touchdowns at Pitt...added two receiving touchdowns against Maryland...had scoring receptions against NC State and Syracuse...caught three balls for 52 yards at Florida and hauled in three passes for 48 ...

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From smoothies to music, James Franklin is filling Penn State with high-octane fun
Yahoo Sports
Soon, Franklin jokes with some staffers that a commitment to healthy snacks might allow him the confidence of physique to freely hang out in public sans a shirt, the way South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier does. Of course, Spurrier manages that because ...

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PA Crews return after battling forest fires in California
FOX43.com
The crews were made up of firefighters from several states including Maryland, West Virginia, New Jersey and Philadelphia. They say each day ... The jokes aren't as funny, people smell different, people look different and then you kick into 'it's ...

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Dave Matthews on Willie Nelson: 'He Really Is Revolutionary'
RollingStone.com
I wonder if he would say, "Hey man, don't give my jokes away to Rolling Stone." I remember the first time that I met him, the band and I got on his bus and he started rolling joints and passing them around the bus. And at some point, I got this sort of ...

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DC community calendar, Aug. 21-28, 2014
Washington Post
10:30 a.m., U.S. Botanic Garden, terrace in front of the Conservatory, 100 Maryland Ave. SW. Free; registration required. 202-225-8333. www.usbg.gov . Washington National Cathedral behind the scenes, age 11 and older, see gargoyles and stained-glass ...



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Clarke Peters nurtures his TV career - and his garden
USA TODAY
"I'm learning to talk to the animals," Clarke Peters jokes, recounting his morning spent chattering with cardinals in his Baltimore backyard. "Maybe I'll play Dr. Doolittle." Light-hearted fare would certainly be a change of pace for the New York ...



Best case/Worst case: Indiana
ESPN (blog)
Missouri racks up more than 600 yards of offense the next week, and Maryland gets close to 500 the week after. Knorr wakes up in a cold sweat the ... They say next season will be better and, Wilson jokes, "It can't get any worse -- right?" But can it ...

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NAACP leaders speak about ongoing racism
The Star Democrat
EASTON — More than a hundred men, women and children from National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) branches all over Maryland came to town Saturday, Aug. 16, for the Maryland State Conference of NAACP Branches.

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Today.com

Leukemia patient, fiancé say 'I do' in 'incredible' hospital chapel wedding
Today.com
“Ten percent [without a best friend], that's a fairly safe bet,” says Geoffrey Greif, a professor of social work at the University of Maryland. That doesn't mean ... Maybe a husband sees his wife telling jokes and he remembers how funny she is. Or, the ...


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