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Jeb Bush survives -- and thrives -- at CPAC
CNN
National Harbor, Maryland (CNN) Jeb Bush didn't just survive his journey into the conservative bear pit. By the end, he actually seemed to ... The ex-president has been the subject of many jokes at CPAC over his past marital infidelities. But Bush ...

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Cruz Recycles All of His Lines, and the Crowd Loves It
National Review Online
His jokes were recycled, too. “We could've had tonight for a dinner speaker Hillary Clinton,” Cruz said as he took the stage, “but we couldn't find a foreign nation to foot the bill.” On stage Thursday at the Conservative Political Action Conference in ...

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Daily Beast

DC Police Chief Stands Up To Congress Over Pot
Daily Beast
“I can't afford to make jokes about it, but in 24 years of policing, it's a little bit of a shift,” she said. Lanier joined the ... Lanier grew up in neighboring Prince Georges County, Maryland with a mostly single mother in a household with not much ...



New York Magazine

At CPAC You Have the Right to Get Weird
New York Magazine
A "Big Government Sucks" signs stands at the Turning Point USA booth on the exhibit floor during the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in National Harbor, Maryland, U.S., on Friday, Feb. 27, 2015. Photo: Andrew Harrer/Bloomberg via Getty ...

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Indian Country Today Media Network

How Did I Miss That? Penn's Pratfall; Racist Dwarves
Indian Country Today Media Network
With all the controversy over Selma being snubbed and the unbearable whiteness of Hollywood, making immigration jokes is tone deaf---unless you think the same joke would work directed at Eddie Redmayne, the Brit who took home Best Actor for his ...

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CapitalGazette.com

Stapleton has been bridge between two eras of Navy women's basketball
CapitalGazette.com
Stapleton remains proud of being named to the Patriot League All-Tournament team as a sophomore and said the first-round NCAA Tournament games versus Maryland at the Comcast Center and against Kentucky at St. John's University was another special ...



Black conservatives end up on "watch list," Ben Carson jokes
CBS News
"If you're black, and you oppose a progressive agenda, you're crazy," Carson said during his speech before the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Maryland. "And, if you're black and you oppose the progressive agenda, and you're pro-life ...

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Style Invitational Week 1113: It's birthday parody time! Plus fake DC trivia.
Washington Post
And I'm happy that my ban on “hot air” jokes about politicians resulted in only two entries making “hot air” jokes about politicians. If you're new to the D.C. area and don't get ... (Ivars Kuskevics, Takoma Park, Md.) President Ford always declined ...



Breitbart News

Jeb Bush's CPAC Fail
Breitbart News
NATIONAL HARBOR, Maryland–Here at CPAC, the speaker lineup got shuffled around to accommodate Sen. Rand Paul's voting schedule in the Senate. That led to a big delay for a large group of young Jeb Bush supporters who arrived in time to boost their ...



WBUR

Visionaries: MIT's Alan Guth Made A 'Spectacular Realization' About The Universe
WBUR
Guth jokes about his age, but it's true, he shows signs of aging — with a mop of grayish hair, a habit of poor posture and a son who's a math professor at MIT in his own right. Guth's office is in a state of constant entropy, ... “The very last night ...

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