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Pitchfork Media

Profiles: All the Feels: Beach House's Intangible Truth
Pitchfork Media
She reminds me of girls I grew up with in Maryland. We're around ... Sometimes Legrand's intensity can send her wandering—and that's when Scally will jump in with a joke, parallel thought, or even an organ ditty that attempts to refocus the attention ...



Washington Post

A nearly comprehensive list of DC area open-mic comedy nights
Washington Post
Arlington Cinema 'N' Drafthouse, 2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington; 10:30 p.m. Throngs of local comedians vie for a chance to tell jokes at one of the D.C. area's longest-running open mics. ... 31 free things to do in August in D.C., Maryland and Virginia.



Asbury Park Press

@ISSUE: What can NJ do to improve its reputation?
Asbury Park Press
New Jersey has been the butt of jokes since before Alaska and Hawaii became the 49th and 50th states. But it still hurts to hear New Jersey spotlighted as the “least liked state in America” in a survey released by ... Having grown up in New Jersey ...

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Lifesite

BREAKING: Court blocks pro-life group from releasing some new fetal part footage
Lifesite
In a recent article in JAMA Internal Medicine, Brown University physician Eli Y. Adashi praised the Maryland bill and encouraged other states enact similar legislation. According to Adashi, “Building a family is a universal human principle shared by ...

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My Eastern Shore

Summer day camps combine academics with recreation
My Eastern Shore
Funding for the day camp comes from 21st Century Community Learning Center grants, Judith P. Hoyer grants from the Maryland State Department of Education, a grant from the National Recreation & Parks Association made possible by the Walmart Foundation ...



The Atlantic

There's Something About Bernie
The Atlantic
Shocking the political establishment, it is Sanders—not Martin O'Malley, the fresh-faced former two-term governor of Maryland; not Joe Biden, the sitting vice president—to whom discontented Democratic voters looking for an alternative to Clinton have ...

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The Chosun Ilbo

Maryland Governor Hogan Jokes About His Cancer
The Chosun Ilbo
Maryland Governor Larry Hogan, who has been diagnosed with non-Hodgkins lymphoma, a form of cancer, recently posted a photo of himself on Facebook without hair as a result of chemotherapy. "Bald is beautiful!" he joked. "Thanks to my treatments, I'm ...

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Lifesite

BREAKING: Health Canada under Conservatives approves RU-486 abortion drug ...
Lifesite
Many states will soon be under pressure to follow the example of California and Maryland, where the state legislatures have passed laws that would that mandate insurers provide “infertility” treatments to same-sex couples. In 2013, when California ...

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Bustle

Marital Rape Laws Aren't Perfect In The United States, & These Loopholes Make ...
Bustle
On Monday, the Daily Beast ran an article that referenced statements by Ivana Trump, Donald Trump's first wife, who claimed her ex-husband made her feel “violated” during sex. The article cited an incident of alleged sexual assault described in the ...

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TechBUZZ: Buzzmark Gives Bookmarks to Broadcasters
Motley Fool
What if I had an incentive to actually listen to the cutesy, Cockney-accented jokes of the Geico Gecko? With Buzzmark, now I do. ... Thus far, Buzzmark has been used by three different local television stations in Louisiana, Maryland, and Pennsylvania.


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