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Indianapolis Star

Following surgery, IU's best pitcher to finally get NCAA tournament start
Indianapolis Star
BLOOMINGTON — Staring out the clubhouse window at a sunbathed Bart Kaufman Field, Kyle Hart starts to wrap four years of seismic change and personal adversity into words. "We're a long way from where we started," he says. As he stretches his arms ...

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USA TODAY High School Sports

Legendary lacrosse player has Cathedral in final four
USA TODAY High School Sports
Erbe jokes that she left one person behind on the East Coast and became another in the past year. The former Katie Chrest (her maiden name) was one of the sport's biggest stars. The Maryland native began playing lacrosse as a fifth-grader and went to ...

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New York Times

'River Crossings,' a Contemporary Art Exhibition at 2 Historic Sites of the ...
New York Times
This passion for plein air painting is a phenomenon of recent years that has come to include competitions, workshops and shows in towns, villages and scenic spots like the Eastern Shore of Maryland, which hosts more than 200 artists each July at Plein ...



SLAM Online

Aquille Carr: Balt is Life
SLAM Online
“We need to get you into some new shoes, but not that brand,” he jokes, referencing the contract he signed with the Baltimore-based Under Armour in 2013. He reaches into his gym bag and ... The next time the rest of the world will get a chance to watch ...



Trevor Noah to start on 'Daily Show' in September
WMDT
"To judge him or his comedy based on a handful of jokes is unfair. Trevor is a talented comedian with a bright future at Comedy Central." "The Daily Show" has been a fruitful launching pad for a number of comedians, most notably actor Steven Carell and ...

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Washington Times

Hillary Clinton jokes about her age, hair color
Washington Times
Former Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley, 52, who is expected to enter the Democratic race for president Saturday, has taken some veiled swipes at Mrs. Clinton's age or at least her role as part of the old guard in American politics. He recently said that ...

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CapitalGazette.com

Screening 101: Jokes don't save lives, but mammograms can
CapitalGazette.com
"A mammogram is a 30-second procedure," said Dr. Barbara Urban, a medical breast specialist at The Aiello Breast Center at the University of Maryland Baltimore Washington Medical Center. "People hear how horrible it is from comedians and cartoonists.



WMDT

UHCCF seeks young comedians for joke book
WMDT
The UnitedHealthcare Children's Foundation is now collecting children's favorite puns, knock-knock jokes and riddles for two upcoming joke books set to be released on World Smile Day on October 2nd. The printed joke books will reportedly be available ...

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Lacrosse Magazine

Who can Handle the Heat of Memorial Day?
Lacrosse Magazine
Will the weather give any type of crucial, faceoff edge to Denver freshman sensation Trevor Baptiste or senior Charlie Raffa, who has pretty much seen everything at Maryland? .... Tillman and Raffa have traded jokes this weekend about Raffa's health.

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'Roasting' Bernie isn't easy, but evening of jokes supports good cause
So Md News
Although it's a difficult task to roast Fowler, a few jokes did sneak in. Maryland Secretary of Veterans Affairs George W. Owings III wrote a letter to Fowler, which was read by Eason. In what Eason called an “Owings-esque” letter, Owings said there's ...


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