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OCRegister

With 'woman's card' comment, Trump escalates debate
OCRegister
“They might make flashy headlines, but Trump's comments aren't a joke,” the campaign wrote Wednesday. “Hillary can handle these ... On Tuesday, he won by more than 20 points among female voters in Connecticut, Maryland and Pennsylvania. But Trump's ...
'THE WOMAN CARD'Lowell Sun
Voters in 5 states speak out on their presidential choicesSalon
Donald Trump: 'I Consider Myself the Presumptive Nominee'Observer
Citizen TV (press release)
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Frederick News Post (subscription)

Q&A: George Takei on the internet, his 'Ohh Myy' catchphrase, and the deterioration of the English language
Frederick News Post (subscription)
Then I'm off to Seattle for another honor and then to Frederick, Maryland. And then from there I'm off to Roanoke [Virginia]. ... They make jokes out of my fastidiousness about grammar and spelling. And you know, you have to take it as a joke and enjoy ...



NewsBusters (blog)

The Fiorina Solution
The Atlantic
After Trump's big wins in Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island on Tuesday, he clocks in at roughly 950 delegates. Cruz and Kasich stand at approximately 560 and 150, respectively, according to the Associated Press's latest ...
Matthews Jokes Cruz Is a Bigamist for All These 'Marriages'; 'May Have Given Up on His Brain'NewsBusters (blog)

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Hello Beautiful (blog)

PUT A RING ON IT: It Took A Village To Plan David's Surprise Proposal To Ariana
Hello Beautiful (blog)
“Ariana looked amazing, and the whole night we were just telling jokes and enjoying each other's company to the point where I didn't even realize I was at a party with 1,000 other people,” David recalled. “Somehow we skated off and found ourselves a ...



New York Daily News

The best Twitter reactions to Ted Cruz's 'basketball ring' blunder
New York Daily News
The candidate, who was shut out of all five primary states — Donald Trump swept Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania and Rhode Island — was attempting to recreate a scene from his long-tauted favorite movie in which Gene Hackman's character ...

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International Business Times

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton Running Mate Options Broken Down By Seth Meyers On 'Late Night' [VIDEO]
International Business Times
For late-night comedians, that means it's time for some jokes about the candidates' possible running mates. On Tuesday's episode of NBC's "Late Night with Seth Meyers," host Meyers used his "Closer Look" segment to examine ... On Tuesday, Clinton ...

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The Interrobang

Review: Samantha Bee is Right on the Money, but not Much Else
The Interrobang
Ms. Bee's last segment on the situation with the prisoners at Gitmo was just depressing, jokes and all. I am not saying it is impossible to make ... Harriet Tubman's days in slavery were spent in Maryland—a Union Loyal state. Thus, the government ...



Chris Rock's Oscars joke not withstanding, Wanda Sykes does way more than play people's best friends
Monterey County Herald
Sykes grew up in Maryland, near Washington, D.C., with her father, an Army colonel who worked at the Pentagon, and her mother, a banker. One of her first post-college jobs was a boring post as a National Security Agency procurement officer. Since she'd ...

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PGH City Paper

It's time to stop the assault on transgender rights
PGH City Paper
For far too long now, we've allowed homophobes and hatemongers to make these untrue, damaging statements. Cruz makes jokes about it. “If Donald Trump dresses up as Hillary Clinton, he still can't use the little girls' restroom,” Cruz told Indiana ...

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Brutal video brings online harassment to life
WMDT
DiCaro and Spain fielded angry claims on social media that the tweets in the video were "just jokes" and that, somehow, extreme harassment is an accepted -- and thereby acceptable -- part of a journalist's job. Ironically, the twitter mentions ...

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