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CSN Mid-Atlantic (press release) (blog)

Scott Brooks jokes about VP Joe Biden showing up to Wizards-Hawks Game 5
CSN Mid-Atlantic (press release) (blog)
The standing ovation former Vice President Joe Biden received during the second quarter of Game 5 between the Wizards and Hawks on Wednesday night was loud enough that Wizards players stopped to look up at the jumbotron to find out what was ...

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Royals Review

What is the future of sports media?
Royals Review
Or heck, we'd watch Maryland play Rutgers in lacrosse. The personalities were like extensions of our friends we grew to know and love. Stu Scott. Dan Patrick. Trey Wingo. Linda Cohn. Bob Ley. Karl Ravech. John Anderson. Scott Van Pelt. There were jokes ...



Chicago Tribune

The one speech I wrote for President Obama that I didn't believe in: Praising the Penguins
Chicago Tribune
And I hate the Pittsburgh Penguins. I'm a lifelong Capitals fan, raised on long drives to Landover, Maryland, and long offseasons. ... President Obama ad-libbed an apology for the dad jokes we scattered through the speech. "These are so corny," he said.

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Timothy Reutershan Of Bridgehampton Dies February 17
27east.com
Born April 14, 1956, at Southampton Hospital, Mr. Reutershan is survived by his brother, Christopher Reutershan of Maryland; sisters, Susan Garde of Florida, Cynthia Marshall of East Hampton and Kate Johnson of Bridgehampton; a niece, Danielle Marshall ...



AOL

Trump goes on raging tweetstorm against Democrats over negotiations to avoid a government shutdown
AOL
In a series of tweets on Thursday, Trump attacked Democrats over their requests for the spending bill to prevent a government shutdown. "I promise to rebuild our military and secure our border," Trump tweeted. "Democrats want to shut down the government.

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CapitalGazette.com

Popular Renaissance Festival performer raising funds for cancer treatment
CapitalGazette.com
Johnny Fox has been telling jokes and swallowing swords at the Maryland Renaissance Festival for 36 years, and now his friends and fans are hoping he can pull off a far more difficult feat — surviving cancer. Fox was diagnosed with stage two liver ...



Fox Baltimore

Maryland Moments: Instead of looking for Easter eggs, they listened
Fox Baltimore
... but stresses that getting pet waste out of your yard is critical. "A lot of people think that dog waste is benign and can just dissolve in the back yard, but it's actually very toxic," Heimberg said. Even though he gets, "a lot of smell jokes ...



ELLE.com

Naked in Trump's DC
ELLE.com
"Can't make so many dick jokes," Eric told me. ... "I have a small dick," 70-year-old Maryland minister and writer Robin Gorsline told me, reclining comfortably on an elbow across one end of the living room couch, long earrings dangling from each ear.



Baltimore Sun

Md. bill threatens generic drug competition
Baltimore Sun
I have good news and bad news to deliver, but it is no joke. ... There is a bill backed by Attorney General Brian Frosh, House Bill 631, moving through the Maryland General Assembly propelled by an unhealthy mixture of bad economics and political theater.



Los Angeles Times

Father of teen accused in rape of Maryland high school girl detained on immigration charges
Los Angeles Times
The father of a teenager accused of raping a 14-year-old girl in a bathroom stall at a Maryland high school has been arrested by federal authorities for being in the U.S. illegally, officials said. Adolfo Sanchez-Reyes, a 43-year-old citizen of ...
Rockville--or Rotherham?The Weekly Standard
Suspects in Maryland high school rape case contend sexual contact ...Winston-Salem Journal
Younger Rockville High rape suspect also contends sexual contact was consensualWashington Post
Baltimore Sun -WTOP
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