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Dominion gains another approval needed to move ahead with LNG facility in ...
Washington Post
Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley and the two other members of the state Board of Public Works voted Wednesday to give Dominion Resources a tidal wetlands license, one more incremental approval needed by the power company as it aims to build a liquefied ...

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State Roundup, July 24, 2014
MarylandReporter.com
GAS EXPORT FACILITY APPROVED: Maryland's top elected officials gave a key approval Wednesday to developing a natural gas export facility in Southern Maryland that some fear could threaten residents' safety and the environment, reports Tim Wheeler in ...



Kings of Leon is back in fun mode after time apart
STLtoday.com
Six records into its career, Nashville rock group Kings of Leon has released what it calls one of its most fun albums: “Mechanical Bull.” The record follows 2010's “Come Around Sundown,” a period marked by internal issues between bandmates and brothers ...



Philly.com

Jimmy Rollins hopes to make a hit with health
Philly.com
Last year, SHARE distributed about 19 million pounds of food across Pennsylvania, Maryland's eastern shore, New Jersey, Brooklyn and the Bronx. Rollins' involvement "lends credibility to our work," said SHARE's executive director, Steveanna Wynn.



Casino-Goer Leaves Mom, 98, in Truck for 5 Hours
Newser
(Newser) – Maryland police say a North Carolina man left a vulnerable person sitting in his truck in a casino parking garage for nearly five hours—his 98-year-old mother. Anne Arundel ... But because it was a 98-year-old mother, you're making jokes? I ...

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The Best and Worst Things About an NFL Training Camp
Bleacher Report
Napa Valley might not have been a walk in the park, but the humidity in Maryland took things to a whole new level—especially for a guy accustomed to cool, West Coast weather, like myself. During my first week of training camp for the Baltimore Ravens ...

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CNN

For some Americans, Gaza conflict strikes close to home
CNN
Jeff Knishkowy, a lawyer in Chevy Chase, Maryland, has several family members to worry about. His brother and sister-in-law live in Israel, as do his three ... Sometimes it can feel maddening to the comedian that the violence today doesn't feel much ...

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BurntOrangeBeat.com (subscription)
Four-star Kai Locksley (Baltimore, MD/Gilman) isn't worried about the competition he'd face if he were to choose Texas over Florida State or Maryland, his final three schools. ... “They were cracking jokes, reminiscing about a whole bunch of stories ...



Mailbag: Big 12 sleeper pick, UGA's suspensions & new Coastal colossus
FOXSports.com
When he kicks a player off the team it elicits a whole new round of “Mark Richt has lost control of his program” jokes. Yet Auburn and Louisville take no such .... The most likely candidates in those first 10 games are pesky rival Iowa State, which won ...

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$50 Million Edmonton Lotto Win Kept Secret For Months
Huffington Post Canada
"A lot of jokes will make sense to them now." ... Mirlande Wilson, a McDonald's employee in Baltimore, claimed she <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/02/mirlande-wilson-maryland-mcdonalds-worker_n_1396943.html" target="_hplink">had won the ...

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