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Baltimore Sun

Bundles of energy in APL Drama Club's latest
Baltimore Sun
Variations on "if wishes were horses, beggars would ride" serve as fertile comic material, as does "the end is in sight" — butt jokes are hardly off limits here. In the program, Drama Club president Koslover writes that club members presenting this ...

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Charleston City Paper

Dork Side of the Moon finds the funny in Monday's solar eclipse
Charleston City Paper
“When I moved to Maryland for my job, people found I did stand-up comedy and they were like 'Oh, do you do science jokes?'" says Patel. “I kept getting the question asked to me so much that I started feeling guilty. I was like 'man, I really need to ...



Baltimore Sun

Two teen boys, auto shop owner among latest Baltimore homicide victims
Baltimore Sun
“He was always known wherever he was, because he would make jokes with the people around,” his brother said. The family is desperate for answers about what happened, he said. The 16-year-old youth killed in Northeast Baltimore Friday morning was ...

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John Delaney, Maryland Democrat, to run for president on innovation, entrepreneurship
Washington Times
After news broke of his announcement on July 28, jokes have rippled through the Twitterverse about the little-known congressman from Maryland. “John Delaney gives up Maryland House seat to play Don Quixote in Iowa till 2020,” @theLadyArcher77 ...



Baltimore Sun

Howard County Jewish community raises $10K for Jews in Uganda
Baltimore Sun
... Benjamin Kintisch showed up for his audition to be Columbia Jewish Congregation's new cantor, he wore a suit and tie. The formal wear drew jokes, he said, but the audition, in which he led a service on his guitar, convinced him that the job was a ...



Washington Post

Child porn plea resolves Maryland case of immigrant teen once ...
Washington Post
Jose Montano, a 17-year-old youth in Maryland accused and then cleared of sex assault charges in a high-profile case over allegations of a brutal rape in a high ...
Child porn plea resolves Maryland case of immigrant teen once accused of rape in school bathroomTribune-Review

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WTOP

40 years after his death, Elvis Presley is still The King to countless fans
WTOP
“Even if you're not familiar with Elvis, you get the joke,” said George Plasketes, professor of media studies and popular culture at Auburn Univeristy and author of “Images of Elvis Presley in American Culture, 1977-1997: The Mystery Terrain.” “You get ...

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Southern Maryland News Net

Robert 'Bob' Snead
Southern Maryland News Net
He loved telling (and retelling) knock-knock jokes. ... In lieu of flowers, the family asks that donations be made to the Southern Maryland Food Bank of Waldorf, MD, Calvert Hospice of Prince Frederick, MD, or SMILE Ecumenical Ministries of Lusby, MD.



Maryland Daily Record (subscription)

FEATURED MOVER | Dr. Robbie Blinkoff, idfive
Maryland Daily Record (subscription)
Picture sitting with your 10-year-old son and his friends and their dads around a campfire on a beautiful fall weekend up at Broad Creek in Maryland, telling stupid one liner jokes – like “what do you call a deer with no eyes? A no eyed dear!” “What do ...



Today's News-Herald

Charlottesville driver previously accused of beating mother
Today's News-Herald
"He was just a normal dude" most of the time, though he occasionally made "dark" jokes that put his class on edge, including one "offhand joke" about the Holocaust, McGrath said. McGrath said Fields was no outcast: "He had friends. He had people who ...

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