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The Sun

As the CIA release 800000 declassified files online, we take a look at some of the US' past secrets
The Sun
A SELECTION of jokes was prepared for the CIA deputy director to poke fun at the former Soviet Union's long queues and shortage of supplies. One gag reads: “A worker in a liquor line says, 'I've had enough, save my place – I am going to shoot ...

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Independent Journal Review

School District Employee Jokes About Snow Day With a Student on Twitter... And Got Fired for It
Independent Journal Review
Katie Nash's job as web experience coordinator for Frederick County Public Schools lasted less than a month. The mother of two started her job running social media accounts for the Maryland school district in early January according to Fox News. A ...
Nash loses FCPS social media job a week after being in Twitter spotlight | Education | fredericknewspost.comFrederick News-Post
Staff member terminated after tweet about misspelling goes viralWHAG
petition: Get Katie Nash Her Job Back!, MarylandPetition Site

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Centre Daily Times

The Latest: Peace Ball an alternative inauguration party
Centre Daily Times
Trump is continuing to brag about his cabinet picks — "the likes of which," he says, "have never been appointed." He says, "There's not a pick that I don't love." And he jokes that he won't mind if it ends up raining Friday, "because people will ...

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Jacobin magazine

In on the Joke
Jacobin magazine
Last year a Maryland organization picketed a local production of The Producers for making light of the Holocaust. “When six million people are murdered,” said protest organizer Jeffrey Imm, “we don't view it with knee-slapping, we view it with reverence.”.



CBS 8 San Diego

The Latest: Trump says he'll win old-fashioned way' in 2020
CBS 8 San Diego
And he jokes that he won't mind if it ends up raining Friday, "because people will realize it's my real hair." ___. 8:30 p.m. .... Trump arrived in a military plane, without media on board, just after noon at Maryland's Joint Base Andrews. He was ...

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NBC4 Washington

17-Year-Old Boy Charged With Killing 2 Men Inside Wheaton Mall
NBC4 Washington
Angelo Lamont Jackson, of Montgomery Village, Maryland, was arrested Wednesday in the deaths of two men in their 20s at the Westfield Wheaton mall. ... He makes jokes. He a goofball. A killer? A murderer? That can never be my little brother," he said ...

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'Caddyshack' yacht for sale in Maryland
KUTV 2News
An old boat, with a new anchor, Digiulian jokes, “Yeah, yeah it doesn't have any scratches.” He just hopes the yacht sticks around long enough for the ice to melt, for one last spin around the bay. “It's part of my brother going... there will be a big ...

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St. Augustine Record

NANCY QUATRANO: Hastings is here to stay
St. Augustine Record
Boggs worked for G.W. Waller who came to Hastings in the early 1900s from Maryland and sold farm implements to local farmers. The first rendition of the Boggs Potato Grader used ... 23, so bring your best jokes with you. Complimentary health checks ...



Baltimore Sun

Presbyterian churches in Baltimore worship together for Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Baltimore Sun
"He blew out the candles, told a couple of jokes and said, 'Now, let's get back to work.' " Nelson, who was elected last year as the first African-American to lead the Presbyterian Church (USA), delivered a rousing call to action in his sermon at a ...
13th Annual Southern Maryland Martin Luther King, Jr. PrayerSouthern Maryland Online

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Southern Maryland News Net

Frank Thomas Ricco, 80
Southern Maryland News Net
Friends received on Wednesday, January 11, 2017 from 3-5PM and 7-9PM with Wake Service at 8PM at Raymond Funeral Chapel, 5635 Washington Avenue, La Plata, Maryland 20646. Mass of Christian Burial on Thursday, January 12, 2017 at 10AM at ...


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