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Daily Mail

Daryush 'Roosh' Valizadeh admits 'what could be considered rape' in deleted post
Daily Mail
Mr Valizadeh, from Maryland, said he would be 'reluctant' to charge a man with rape if the woman was completely naked until saying no. 'For every rape accusation I'd want to know at what stage of undress the girl was .... While more than 55,000 people ...

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Patch.com

Custom Home to Be Built for Wounded Veteran
Patch.com
Today he can see, speak, eat, laugh and tell jokes. »Photo of Capt. Luis Avila with actor and veterans advocate Gary Sinise, courtesy of the Gary Sinise Foundation. 0. Across Maryland. Released Maryland Felons Regain Voting Rights; Veto Overridden ...

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Northwest Herald

Apple Maps, once a laughingstock, now dominates iPhones
Northwest Herald
NEW YORK (AP) — Apple Maps quickly became the butt of jokes when it debuted in 2012. It overlooked many towns and businesses and misplaced famous landmarks. It marked New York's Madison Square Garden arena as park space because of the word ...

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As their numbers grow, centenarians get more company
Baltimore Sun
"Having so many people grow too old at one time is entirely new to us, and we have a lot of learning left to do," said Renee S. Fredericksen, an aging specialist who sits on the executive council of AARP Maryland. About 1,800 Maryland residents are 100 ...

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'Appalling'-ly funny: Luzerne comic Zack Hammond continues career with second comedy album
Scranton Times-Tribune
My jokes. My mindset.” To make “Appalling,” he recorded a performance last year. He ended up with about 90 minutes of material, but had to whittle it down to less than an hour of work. Mr. Hammond now takes his material all over the Mid-Atlantic. He's ...



Baltimore City Paper

Animal Magnetism: 'Sex at the Zoo' offers an atypical Valentine's day date
Baltimore City Paper
At the Maryland Zoo in Baltimore, some residents—of which there are more than 1,500—are so copious in their copulating they've earned a bit of a reputation, such as Lou, a sitatunga, who was transported to Baltimore from San Diego due to his reliable ...



Baltimore Sun

Group tries to spread kindness in rattled Fells Point
Baltimore Sun
"Everyone jokes that I get glitter on them," she said. This was not England's first foray into what is sometimes called "art abandonment." She has left disposable cameras in public — tied to parking meters, for example — to see what unfolds. The ...

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Washington Post

Atlantic 11 voters have Iowa caucus jokes
Washington Post
Maryland's win over No. 3 Iowa in the first matchup of top 10 men's basketball teams in College Park since 2002 kept the Terrapins atop the Atlantic 11, a reader poll of the 27 Division I basketball schools in Maryland, Virginia and D.C. It also led to ...



MTV.com

Dr. Feelgood Does Iowa
MTV.com
In Baltimore, he went out of his way to avoid political attention: In 1992, he appeared in an ad for some pro-life campaigners in Maryland. Soon after, he held a press .... On Twitter, jokes fly about Ben Carson's change of clothes. By the time Carson ...
Heading Into New Hampshire, GOP 'Front-Runners' Are Anything ButWAMU 88.5

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The Atlantic

'Let's Go Take Back Our Country'
The Atlantic
The head of the group was Lamin Sanneh, a bulky 35-year-old who had commanded an elite military unit charged with protecting the president, until he had fallen out with Jammeh the year before and taken refuge in the suburbs of Baltimore, Maryland. To ...

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