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Arkansas' Smith eager to prove himself in the SEC
Little River News
He is known more for his YouTube moments — he jokingly slapped himself in the face while at Michigan State — and adrenaline-seeking adventures. More than anything, Smith is just John L., a father-figure type who's never met a person he couldn't ...

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Jokes About Michigan State Rivals
AthlonSports.com
What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans? Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining. • Did you hear about the new honor system at Michigan? Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor. • How many Michigan freshmen does it take to ...

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What Does Ron Paul Want? Hint: It's Not About The 2012 GOP Nomination
NPR (blog)
But what exactly did he mean when he said last week that he will "no longer spend resources campaigning in primaries in states that have not voted"? Was he telling us that he was dropping out of the race? There was a time, early in this year's cycle, ...

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Jokes About Nebraska Rivals
AthlonSports.com
Michigan State. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner. • Did you hear that Minnesota's football team doesn't have a website? The Gophers can't string three "Ws" together. • What do Ohio State fans use for birth ...



ESPN (blog)

Maxwell ready to make his mark at MSU
ESPN (blog)
("I don't know if the Fosbury Flop would work as well against Will," he jokes). That extra mobility means Michigan State can do a few different things with Maxwell. "I think he can extend plays," offensive coordinator Dan Roushar said.

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ESPN (blog)

Michigan's Lewan maturing into a leader
ESPN (blog)
He cut down his penalties in the second half of last year but still drew three personal fouls, most famously getting tangled up with Michigan State's William Gholston several times before Gholston finally tried to punch Lewan, earning the Spartans' ...

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Outgoing MSU guard Brandon Wood arrested for slapping 18-year-old female
CBSSports.com (blog)
Wood is getting mocked for what will become instant joke fodder for Michigan fans -- he claimed he was the best player at MSU as his presence became more and more unwanted at the scene of the slap -- but the whole thing is too dumb and inappropriate ...

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<b>Parrish:</b> NCAA finally addressing decal issue
CBSSports.com
But that didn't stop the texts from coming because jokes about terrorism are, for some reason, easy jokes to make. I guess. Turns out, the most dangerous thing on the ship was a slippery decal. It nearly cost Michigan State's Branden Dawson an ACL.

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Better Job Prospects For MSU Grads
WILX-TV
... and Michigan State University English and History Major Sara Calkins did not give up on what she was most passionate about, to pursue one of the majors she was told were more likely to get her a job. "I definitely put up with a few jokes from ...



2 Michigan school districts edge closer to consolidation
Detroit Free Press
Willow Run High School junior Johnathon Compau, right, jokes with Ypsilanti High School students Michael Frady, a senior, and Cody Sanders, left, a sophomore, during an April 27 session of their school districts' combined Air Force Junior ROTC program ...

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