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 CBS Local | Finding Minnesota: Wurst Day CBS Local MAHTOWA, MINN. (WCCO) – When you meet Tom Bislow at his mustard-colored store, get ready for the wurst jokes. “Oh you've never sausage a place,” said Bislow with a smile. He has the wurst decorations, the wurst weather station (an oversized bratwurst ... |
What Does Ron Paul Want? Hint: It's Not About The 2012 GOP Nomination Minnesota Public Radio On Saturday in Minnesota, Paul supporters took 12 of the 13 national delegate positions that were at stake; he now has 32 of the state's 40 delegates pledged to him. Paul supporters have performed similarly in Maine. In Alaska, a Paul backer was ... |
C.J.: Everyone wants their piece of Sven's run, tiny T and all Minneapolis Star Tribune WCCO-TV's morning show meteorologist Mike Augustyniak made a joke about it being "Tank Top Friday." Then the inscrutable Augustyniak quipped, "Some people may have been shopping at Baby Gap to buy their tank top." That cracked up anchor Angela Davis, ... |
 New York Daily News | Kris Humphries' bank shot could be a big joke New York Daily News He will spend the off-season in his native Minnesota and Miami, where he has homes. According to the source, he'll also do “intense mixed martial arts training” to prepare for the 2012-13 NBA season. Frank DiGiacomo: fdigiacomo@nydailynews.com Carson ... |
Lack of liquor store reduces crime in North Minneapolis neighborhood Twin Cities Planet ... says Anthony, who cynically jokes that “a liquor store to a black man is always good in your neighborhood.” (Ironically, the sole piece of tornado relief legislation to come out of the Minnesota State Capitol during the 2012 session was a move to ... |
 USA TODAY | On the Verge with Imagine Dragons USA TODAY "A lot of tourists come to our shows, having no idea who we are, eye our CDs, then take them home to Minnesota, New York, wherever they live, and share our music with their friends," said the 24-year-old vocalist. "Vegas is a great city for ... |
 Minneapolis Star Tribune | Tevlin: Iron Ranger ready for rest after 'a good long run' Minneapolis Star Tribune VIRGINIA, MINN. - He grew up on the edge of an open pit mine that became his playground, and as a young man he cleaned motel rooms and delivered the local newspaper, making enough to loan his dad drinking money. His dad always paid him back, ... |
Jimmy Kimmel's Best Jokes From the ABC Upfront TheWrap He said he was touched that the Kardashians took time "from their busy schedule of having sex with the Minnesota Timberwolves." Advertisers attend the upfront presentations to decide where to invest their ad dollars. "How many times do I have to tell ... |
North Dakotans tired of the jokes Albert Lea Tribune I was appalled when I heard the judgmental comment made by Minnesota State Rep. Matt Dean about North Dakota's Capitol building being compared to a State Farm Insurance building, having never visited it or taken the time to learn the history of its ... |
 AthlonSports.com | Jokes About Nebraska Rivals AthlonSports.com Did you hear that Minnesota's football team doesn't have a website? The Gophers can't string three "Ws" together. • What do Ohio State fans use for birth control? • Why don't Minnesota fans eat barbecue beans? Because they keep falling through the ... |
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