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State poised to take Mississippi's low spot Columbia Daily Tribune Editor, the Tribune: Step aside, Mississippi! Missouri is ready to take your place in those jokes about how poorly educated its people are. If the Missouri General Assembly agrees with Gov. Jay Nixon's 12.5 percent cut to higher education, ... |
 The Stony Brook Press | Heart to Hart With Kevin Hart The Stony Brook Press KH: To quote the freshest musical collective this side of the Mississippi, “Cash rules everything around me.” KH: Oh you know it's gotta be the dolphin! Jumping around, splashing, having fun and shit. And raping and murdering. Yeah. |
Money matters will fill new AD's days and nights Minneapolis Star Tribune Greg Byrne, for instance, became Mississippi State athletic director at 36; now 40, he is in his second year at Arizona. "We're wearing so many different hats, it's not like a business with a typical business structure. You have so many constituents to ... |
Are you ready for some football? Women say yes! Jackson Clarion Ledger Barbara Gauntt/The Clarion-Ledger When the New Orleans Saints lose a Sunday football game, Nicole Givens of Brandon jokes that "it might be Tuesday before I'm in a good enough mood to let somebody change lanes in front of me. |
What Elizabeth Taylor Did For Women's Rights New York Times If Twain hadn't been drawn to the Mississippi River, no “Huckleberry Finn.” If Tolstoy hadn't been appalled by social hypocrisy, no “Anna Karenina.” For the journalist and cultural critic MG Lord, it's curvaceous, charismatic icons of femininity that ... |
 The Guardian | Eli Manning: the joker leading the Giants into Super Bowl 2012 The Guardian It is no secret that Eli Manning enjoys a practical joke. Ask any of his New York Giants team-mates, and they will be quick to regale you with the story of how the quarterback switched the language settings on their phone to Japanese, filled their ... |
Tom Brady vs. Eli Manning: Who's smarter? Washington Post (blog) At the blog Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks, you can see some Wonderlic scores for NFL players as well as SAT scores and an analysis of what it all means (clue: not much). As for Manning vs. Brady: that blog reported that Brady, who attended the University of ... |
New England All-Breed Rescue specializes in second chances Worcester Telegram He is one of Ms. Almstrom's foster dogs, along with another dog and her litter of nine puppies. Ms. Almstrom also owns a boxer mix that started out as a malnourished, sickly foster dog 14 months ago. “We call that foster failure,” jokes Ms. Almstrom. |
"Whad'Ya Know" will soon know the Mississippi Gulf Coast WLOX And Feldman interacts with the audience quite a bit with jokes and a quiz show. The questions contestants must answer usually cover news topics and interesting facts about the area where the broadcast is taking place. "We are thrilled that our location ... |
 The Awl | The Maps We Wandered Into As Kids The Awl In the 50th-anniversary edition of the book, the author jokes, “This was quite unfair, since everyone knows I never wear a toga.” As a map: It's a perfect example of where hand-drawn aesthetics work best in maps—across a small area mapped specifically ... |
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