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Jokes and sympathy _ Obama greets his G-8 guests WIS Dozens of people escaped serious injury Thursday night when a car slammed into a restaurant on Bush River Rd.The crash happened around 10:15 at One More Grill and Pub, which is located near the St. AndrewsMore >> AIKEN, SC (WIS) - A suspect in a ... |
Obama jokes with Clooney at star's gala fundraiser WIS GILBERT, SC (WIS) - A five-vehicle accident in Lexington County has Highway 378 blocked, according to the South Carolina Highway Patrol. The accident happened a little after 2 pm near the intersectionMore >> (RNN) – Some things once seen cannot be ... |
 The State | No new candidates allowed; SC sets primary ballots The State By SEANNA ADCOX - AP COLUMBIA, SC — The South Carolina Election Commission told the state Republican Party on Thursday that it effectively can't put a challenger to Gov. Nikki Haley's chief legislative opponent back on the June primary ballot. Permanent fix needed for primary |
 Toronto Star | Georgia victim of flesh-eating bacteria breathing on her own again CNN She's cracking jokes, speaking frankly, displaying her usual early morning grumpiness and she has been off of the ventilator for over 10 hours," Andy Copeland said in a blog post Sunday night. Though the University of West Georgia student is still ... Flesh-eating disease attacks third US victim |
Vandy golfer sets sights on NCAA title on home course The Tennessean SEC teams: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, LSU, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt golfer Marina Alex has that look in her eye again. It's the look that tells her teammates not to take it personally if she fails to laugh at their jokes, ... |
 Spartanburg Herald Journal (blog) | Do you need some new Gamecock jokes??? Spartanburg Herald Journal (blog) I wish I could take credit for these jokes, but they came from Athlon Sports. Enjoy, I did: - What does a South Carolina fan do when the Gamecocks win the BCS championship? He turns off the Playstation. - What do you call a Gamecock in a BCS bowl game? |
 The Seattle Times | Boeing brings out the best in South Carolina The Seattle Times And folks in South Carolina will forever remember that Boeing workers' unions and President Obama sicced the National Labor Relations Board on South Carolina and our right-to-work laws. And what about the gratuitous insults? Like the jokes and the ... |
 AthlonSports.com | Jokes About Clemson Rivals AthlonSports.com • Did you hear what happened to the South Carolina fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within 5 miles of home? • Did you hear about the new honor system at Florida State? • Why don't South Carolina fans eat barbecue beans? |
Savas directs a 'Twist'-happy 'Much Ado' Greenville News ... morning's newspaper: Dr. Kathleen Burke of Greer (Farley Funeral Home); Edna Blackwell of Decatur, GA (Thomas McAfee Funeral Home, Downtown); Sylvia Summerville of Taylors (Cremation Society of South Carolina); Erica Farr of Greer (Sullivan Bros. |
Unveiling of new Boeing Dreamliner gives South Carolina an opportunity to ... Charleston Post Courier Now, both the state of South Carolina and Boeing can tout the success.” The accomplishment certainly restores some luster to a state that has seen its image dinged a bit by scandals and repeated turns as the butt of jokes by late-night comics. |
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