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Jokes aside, LSU's Les Miles happy to land Avery Johnson
Shreveport Times
Less than an hour earlier, Torshiro Davis, the eighth-ranked outside linebacker in the nation out of Woodlawn High School and a year-long commitment to LSU, shocked the LSU coaching staff by switching to Texas. Just a few weeks before that, ...

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Tim Tebow jokes about his throwing motion with Jimmy Fallon (video)
Yahoo! Sports (blog)
Hans • Dallas, Texas • 6 hours ago Yeah the Tebowie joke fell flat. Especially when the crowd hooted and hollered immediately after he made it. That's the usual "flat" response to a joke of course. Me • Dallas, Texas • 16 hours ago From God's lips to ...

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Fox News

Deported Texas teen maintains alias in jail calls
Fox News
Turner, who was returned to Texas last month, told Dallas television station WFAA, in an interview that aired Wednesday night. The Associated Press reviewed recordings of 25 telephone calls Turner made while in custody in Houston in April and May.
Wrongly deported US teen kept alias in jail callsCorrectionsOne

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Colleges going deep in the heart of 'Texas studies'
Houston Chronicle
With his sandy hair, furrowed face and West Texas twang, Young is both the embodiment of the Texas trope and a refutation of facile stereotypes. A folksy storyteller who laces his lectures with jokes, tall tales and lyrics from Lyle Lovett songs, ...



Politico

Rick Perry Jokes About Taking Question From Mannequin
ABC News (blog)
About fifty voters and reporters packed into the tiny cramped restaurant to hear the Texas governor speak while another fifty overflowed out into the parking lot. The female mannequin wearing a Squat 'N' Gobble t-shirt stood quietly and motionless in ...
Romney appears to be in lead, for nowSumter Item

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Telegraph.co.uk

Top Gear, BBC Two, episode two, review
Telegraph.co.uk
As with last week, the news section was dominated by masturbation jokes, although the difference was that tonight there were also some off-kilter jokes about people with growths on their faces. I'm not going to pass comment on this, other than to say ...

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Los Angeles Times

Paul says he has no intention of third-party bid, but says he's not an absolutist
Washington Post
The Texas congressman is stopping short of saying no -- because he says he's not an absolutist. Paul notes that he once left Congress vowing not to return, only to run again. But Paul says he doesn't have any plans to run outside the GOP and that he ...
Paul Says No Intention of Third-Party BidTIME

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Are you ready for some football? Women say yes!
Jackson Clarion Ledger
Barbara Gauntt/The Clarion-Ledger When the New Orleans Saints lose a Sunday football game, Nicole Givens of Brandon jokes that "it might be Tuesday before I'm in a good enough mood to let somebody change lanes in front of me.



New York Times

Leno's Golden Temple joke upsets Sikhs, sparks controversy
The Breeze
Ron Paul owned a ranch house in Texas. And Mitt Romney? Well, according to Jay Leno, his summer home is the holiest Sikh shrine, the Golden Temple of Amritsar. Indians are extremely frustrated that their holiest shrine was compared to a rich, ...
Posted On Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 02:01:24 AMMumbai Mirror

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CBSSports.com (blog)

'Mystery Team' goes from joke to major player
CBSSports.com (blog)
By C. Trent Rosecrans Once again, the Mystery Team got its man, as Prince Fielder is headed to Detroit -- not Washington or Texas. Last November, the idea of a "Mystery Team" was a joke -- a meme making fun of writers who dared to suggest there were ...


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