Section: Photos
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Charlie the Cheeky Monkey posted a photo:
And before Georgie or Chimp say it, this dog is not laughing at me. I told her a joke.
'A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The Doc looks up from his desk says, "I can clearly see your nuts" '
bionicteaching posted a photo:
I heard this line on the way home and had to do this. I'd have to put it up in my room if I was still teaching social studies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jExWE0xzewk - at 1:20
"All my cars are" intentionally cheesed up.
iPlaid34 posted a photo:
And here we have the back side of water...
...looks just like the front side - wet...Kids, don't try this at home, you'll hit your head on the faucet, and that's not fun.
I was feeling a bit nostalgic toward my favorite job today - The World Famous Jungle Cruise - so I thought I'd take a few shots of my boat model (actually designed by a legendary WDW Jungle Skipper, William Babbington). Ever since I visited Disneyland as a child in the LATE 70's (maybe early 80's?) and the skipper let me "drive the boat," I always knew that I wanted to be a Jungle Skipper one day. Well, I got that chance during an internship in college. I drove the Jungle Cruise for one magnificent summer in 1998 - which turned into January of 1999. I graduated college, and guess where I went? Yep - back to the Jungle Cruise. 30k on a degree from a Big Ten university, and I was making 5 bucks an hour telling bad jokes in 90 degree heat and 1000% humidity. And you know what? I loved every minute of it.
I'm sure I'll feature more of my jungle memorabilia in the months to come - and if you're lucky, some of my jokes too.
This photo reminds me of the view we had when we were cleaning the boats. We'd strap on some waders and jump in the river. The waders, of course, had holes, so it was rather pointless - but we did it anyway.
So - thanks for laughing and if you didn't laugh, thanks for leaving. If you had a good time today, this was the World Famous Jungle Cruise and my name was Skipper Andy. If not, well, you're at Epcot and this was El Rio del Tiempo. Hasta la vista!
You can take a skipper out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of a skipper...J4L baby!
tealoveselle posted a photo:
so there's two muffins sitting in an oven.
one muffin says to the other: "wow it's starting to get pretty hot in here"
the other muffin turns around and says: "holy shit. a talking muffin."
SLA Review posted a photo:
My work is never done. I'm dog tired & no one will throw me.... OK! Enough with the bad jokes already.
McNeney posted a photo:
What does the crow take to work in his thermos? Caw-fee.
What did the crow do when he didn't want to go to work? Caw-ed in sick.
What did the crow do when he was tired of the disco? Caw-ed it a night.
What ages-old crowd-rousing technique did the crow learn in church? Caw and response.
Why do I make up really bad crow jokes? Just be-caws.
Object Project posted a photo:
My Dad still refers to this collection. You know, that "Dad" kind of humour. Sample: What did the colt say when he cleared his throat? Excuse me, I'm a little horse. He made this in 1961.
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