Section: Funny Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Clean Jokes
Category: Blonde Jokes
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l plater (down with a flu) posted a photo:

HMAS Blondes

Definitely no blonde jokes here.

Prelude to the 35th Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras parade.

Multiple postings in a day. As such it is not necessary to post comments. Thank you for your viewing.

Mardi Gras, Hyde Park, Sydney, Australia (Saturday 2 Mar 2013 @ 4:11pm)

Texture courtesy of Skeletal Mess

My photostream does look better when viewed thru FlickeFlu

Counter Clockwise Musings posted a photo:

41.365 Deer Tracks! No, Bear Tracks!


I would like to begin by saying that I know more ditzy brunettes than I do blondes. That said, it's joke day for the Rogues!

Two blondes were walking through the forest when they spotted a set of tracks. "Look Deer tracks!" calls one blonde. "No, they're bear tracks" says the other. They continue standing there arguing until the train runs them over.

I had taken a picture where I was laughing, but I looked more like I was in pain or sneezing...not a good look.

Some Orange for the Collaboration!

It's life Jim.... posted a photo:

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?      | A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Buy her another beer.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they are easier to find in the dark.

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.

Be good if folk add more Blonde jokes in the comments!
Apologies to all non-dumb blondes (both of you)

TRP - Tipsy Tuesday (Happy Birthday Stacie)
FGR - Tuesdays truth
Q. How do you get Blondes for half price?
A. Send your son to work at the Rebellion Brewery as his summer job.
(This one is truth - not a joke)
Jim Shields Photography

bathroomgirl posted a photo:

You'd think Daddy would care enough to flip his little girl's license plate right side up.

Shelby Nycole of posted a photo:

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

For FGR and Humorous Jokes


Fotofever posted a photo:

Natural Blonde

shawnmebo posted a photo:

OMG! Shoes!!