It's life Jim.... posted a photo:
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Buy her another beer.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they are easier to find in the dark.
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
Be good if folk add more Blonde jokes in the comments!
Apologies to all non-dumb blondes
(both of you)
TRP - Tipsy Tuesday (Happy Birthday Stacie)
FGR - Tuesdays truth
Q. How do you get Blondes for half price?
A. Send your son to work at the Rebellion Brewery as his summer job.
(This one is truth - not a joke)
Jim Shields Photography
l plater posted a photo:
Definitely no blonde jokes here.
Prelude to the 35th Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras parade.
Multiple postings in a day. As such it is not necessary to post comments. Thank you for your viewing.
Mardi Gras, Hyde Park, Sydney, Australia (Saturday 2 Mar 2013 @ 4:11pm)
Texture courtesy of Skeletal Mess
My photostream does look better when viewed thru FlickeFlu
Counter Clockwise Musings posted a photo:
I would like to begin by saying that I know more ditzy brunettes than I do blondes. That said, it's joke day for the Rogues!
Two blondes were walking through the forest when they spotted a set of tracks. "Look Deer tracks!" calls one blonde. "No, they're bear tracks" says the other. They continue standing there arguing until the train runs them over.
I had taken a picture where I was laughing, but I looked more like I was in pain or sneezing...not a good look.
Some Orange for the Collaboration!
bathroomgirl posted a photo:
Shelby Nycole of 927Photography.com posted a photo:
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
For FGR and Humorous Jokes
Chris Overcash posted a photo:
Hmmm ... the picture on the outside of the "Headless Woman" exhibit at the Georgia National Fair seems to show a woman WITH a head. Could it be that she is simply blonde? :-D
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