![]() Gather.com | ) Randee's Clean Jokes Of The Day 2/3/12 ( Gather.com Here are a couple jokes Scottee sent me today.... A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and ... |
![]() New York Daily News | LeAnn Rimes tweets cryptic messages about mystery surgery, has inside jokes ... New York Daily News "K, coming clean ... I had minor surgery this week and I've been in SO much pain it's not even funny," Rimes wrote. "Nothing major just annoying! Pain pain go away!!!!!! When it's mouth pain and jaw pain it makes your whole head pound! YUCK. LeAnn Rimes "In So Much Pain" After Minor Surgery |
) Randee's Clean Jokes Of The Day 1/26/12 ( Gather.com Here are a couple jokes Scottee sent me today.... Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman ... |
The dirty secret about clean living phillyBurbs.com Modern voters no longer pursue clean-living good boys, but good ol' boys with a little sin on their rap sheets. If he is the Republican nominee — and he took a big step toward a coronation convention in Tampa, Fla., with that solid win in Florida ... |
![]() ABC News | Five Jokes About the New York Giants Yahoo! Sports Part of the trash talk that fans use centers on making jokes about the other teams. In the case of the New York Giants there are plenty of great jokes out there. Here is a look at five of the best clean jokes that poke fun at the Giants. SLIDESHOW: Giants arrive in Indianapolis Super Bowl picks from the DC sports scene |
![]() Lexington Herald Leader | Review: In 'Clean House,' darkness marries light Lexington Herald Leader A doctor, a housewife, a maid who would rather tell jokes than clean, a cancer patient, and a cheating husband. They all inhabit the clever imagination of playwright Sarah Ruhl, who unites such a disparate spate of characters with impressive thematic ... |
Five Jokes About the New England Patriots Yahoo! Sports I am familiar with a lot of jokes about both teams. When it comes to the Patriots there are some good ones. Here is a look at the best funny but clean jokes about the Patriots. Why doesn't Connecticut have an NFL team? Because then Massachusetts would ... |
) Randee's Clean Jokes Of The Day 1/19/12 ( Gather.com A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they had passionate relations all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 pm As the man prepared to ... |
) Randee's Clean Jokes Of The Day 1/23/12 ( Gather.com "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days." The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. |
![]() Contactmusic.com | Chelsea Handler - Chelsea Handler Jokes Cut To Clean Up Reese's This Means War Contactmusic.com Movie executives lost an appeal to lower the restrictive age rating of spy comedy This Means War on Thursday (26Jan12) and it was slapped with an R-rating, which prohibits film fans under the age of 18 from seeing the movie without an adult. |
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