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Cheering On Dumb, Stupid Animals
CounterPunch
Hell, they might realize that they are even less than dumb, stupid animals, for an animal's strongest instinct is safety. Beside a contemporary American GI, I can't imagine any primate that would volunteer to be shot at just so another SUV could be ...

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Cheering On Dumb, Stupid Animals
Dissident Voice
Hell, they might realize that they are even less than dumb, stupid animals, for an animal's strongest instinct is safety. Beside a contemporary American GI, I can't imagine any primate that would volunteer to be shot at just so another SUV could be ...

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The Guardian

It's a good week for … Clever creatures
The Guardian
New "science" show Super Smart Animals launches this week (Wed, 8pm, BBC1) featuring Liz Bonnin travelling the world to meet the planet's cleverest creatures. Qualified biologist Bonnin presents YouTube hamster clips dressed up as scientific experiment ...



Bill could re-open horse slaughterhouses
Ledger Independent
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.” And 150 years later, horse treatment is still debated from farms to Congress. The image of horses on a hill in a ...

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Why hunting and gathering makes us smarter and thinner
Fox News
The great mystery of the human species is how we got here —how we came out of the trees, stood on two feet, and ended up on the trading floor of Lehman Brothers –how we became so smart…and so dumb. I believe the answer is that we abandoned the Great ...

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Real elephant in the room is the loss of science's credibility
The Canberra Times
The idea of introducing elephants to Australia for the purpose of managing gamba grass is just as dumb as it sounds. It will never happen, but it's provoked a bunch of media attention for a day. David Bowman doesn't think it will happen either, ...



Bloomberg

Lab Torture or Pets, Dumb Humans Keep Texas Primate Haven Busy: Commentary
Bloomberg
"There's something inherently wrong with these animals living their lives in little cages," says Ajax. Enlarge image Java Macaque Java Macaque Mary Reininger/Wild Animal Orphanage via Bloomberg A Java macaque in San Antonio. When he arrived in 2007, ...
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A Lot Of Dumb Fun: Contraband
The San Francisco Appeal
by Rain Jokinen Let me start with the bad news: Contraband is a crime thriller starring Mark Wahlberg, in which Wahlberg neither walks around shirtless, nor talks to animals. But despite those deficits, the movie's still pretty good.

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'Dumb' humans to blame, not Delta's rabbits
Surrey Now
Nature's balance is only disturbed because we do all these awful things to animals. Therefore, I think it is the duty and responsibility of Delta council to spend a mere $60000 on sterilizing and hopefully relocating all the leftovers of our dumb ideas ...

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The Secret of Dino Success
Science Now
How did such animals come to dominate the planet? A new study suggests it was nothing more than dumb luck. The predecessors of dinosaurs rose from the ashes of Earth's worst extinction. Prior to 251 million years ago, the dominant, large animals on ...

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