![]() Gather.com | ) Randee's Clean Jokes Of The Day 2/6/12 ( Gather.com Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good. - Needles: It's better to give than to receive. - Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops....eventually. - Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases. |
![]() Gather.com | ) Randee's Clean Jokes Of The Day 2/3/12 ( Gather.com Here are a couple jokes Scottee sent me today.... A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and ... |
![]() The L Magazine | This Week on 2 Broke Girls... The Worst Episode Yet! The L Magazine Then, after she flushes an entire roll of paper towels down his toilet, which of course makes it overflow (Smurf pee jokes!), she thinks Max and Sophie are picking on her lack of cleaning skillz because she was rich. God, aren't the poor just the WORST ... 2 Broke Girls Live Recap 2/6/12: A Game Of Rock, Paper, Pervert |
Voters expect a little sin on a rap sheet Lancaster Eagle Gazette Modern voters no longer pursue clean-living good boys, but good ol' boys with a little sin on their rap sheets. If he is the Republican nominee -- and he took a big step toward a coronation convention in Tampa, Fla., with that solid win in Florida ... |
![]() New York Daily News | LeAnn Rimes tweets cryptic messages about mystery surgery, has inside jokes ... New York Daily News "K, coming clean ... I had minor surgery this week and I've been in SO much pain it's not even funny," Rimes wrote. "Nothing major just annoying! Pain pain go away!!!!!! When it's mouth pain and jaw pain it makes your whole head pound! YUCK. LeAnn Rimes "In So Much Pain" After Minor Surgery |
![]() ABC News | Five Jokes About the New York Giants Yahoo! Sports Part of the trash talk that fans use centers on making jokes about the other teams. In the case of the New York Giants there are plenty of great jokes out there. Here is a look at five of the best clean jokes that poke fun at the Giants. SLIDESHOW: Giants arrive in Indianapolis Super Bowl picks from the DC sports scene |
Elk Heard: Jokes my.hsj.org Every one of the recipes began the same way: 'Take a clean dish.'” 3. How about the two old men, one a retired professor of psychology and the other a retired professor of history. Their wives had talked them into a two week stay at a hotel in the ... |
![]() ABC News (blog) | What's Worrying Mitt Romney? (The Note) ABC News (blog) BOTTOM LINE: Even if he has a good night, the big bummer for Santorum is that these low-key contests won't get anywhere close to the level of coverage of the previous five contests. Reporters and cable outlets are not currently swarming the Twin Cities ... |
Five Jokes About the New England Patriots Yahoo! Sports As a Philadelphia Eagles fan I don't have any love lost on either team. I am familiar with a lot of jokes about both teams. When it comes to the Patriots there are some good ones. Here is a look at the best funny but clean jokes about the Patriots. |
) Randee's Clean Jokes Of The Day 1/26/12 ( Gather.com Here are a couple jokes Scottee sent me today.... Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman ... |
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