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Fitzgerald says world travels show need to help those less fortunate
Washington Post
He jokes that the only place he's never been is Antarctica, and he plans to visit there “hopefully in late February.” But while the Arizona Cardinals' star wide receiver's travels are certainly something he truly enjoys , he says it's also given him a ...

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Here's to Henny Youngman
Canada.com
"I keep it clean!" thundered Youngman. "All these young punks with their sewer mouths and their gutter jokes - stupid! Sure they get laughs but they don't get asked back because they offend people who don't like bad language. Best advice I can give you ...



Joke Contest: Are You Funny Enough to Make it to the Funny Stop Stage?
Patch.com
Submit your best jokes in the Comments Section below and your quip could make it all the way to the Funny Stop stage next Wednesday night. By John Deike Emcee Tyler Ross performs last Wednesday during Patch Night at the Funny Stop Comedy Club.



Standups stand up for clean
London Free Press
Mac Neil is one of three comedians performing in London May 23 as part of Canada's clean comedy circuit, a tour dedicated to providing laughs without getting crass. In a standup world dominated by the likes of Russel Peters, who makes jokes about ...



McGurn: The Dumbing Down of Joe Biden
Wall Street Journal
As the punch line for late-night television jokes, the vice president relieves comics from having to tell any jokes at Mr. Obama's expense. By WILLIAM MCGURN Can Joe Biden get any dumber? Just last Thursday, the vice president said he didn't blame the ...

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) Randee's Clean Jokes Of The Day 5/9/12 (
Gather.com
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it's possible for me to become a full Bishop." said the Priest. The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal.



Has somebody taken over Dustin Penner's body?
Edmonton Journal (blog)
Penner has been the butt of jokes in his time with the Los Angeles, from hurting his back eating his soon-to-be-ex wife's pancakes several months back, prompting yuks about him having some Aunt Jemima at the bench, to GM Dean Lombardi saying last ...

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United South and Eastern Tribes Offer Certification for Water Operators
Indian Country Today Media Network.com
By Gale Courey Toensing May 22, 2012 The West African proverb “filthy water cannot be washed” can be interpreted as a warning that it is better to maintain a clean water supply than to treat a polluted one. There would seem to be little disagreement ...



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'America's Got Talent' Recap: Howard Stern Joins Male Review Troupe on Stage
ABC News (blog)
A modern ventriloquist with an iPad, a stand-up comedian who told jokes about family life and a male revue group who stripped to their underwear all performed in front of judges Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern. Nick Cannon was on hand to ...
'America's Got Talent' New York City auditions part 2: Live blogDigital Spy

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Betty White roast: Superlatives for the most super ninetysomething of all
CNN
From the red carpet to the roasting dais, the stars mostly kept it clean for the beatific blonde, but never fear. I'll skip the sanitized bits and get right to the good stuff. Click through to find out who was best, worst, and most surprising at ...

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