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Editorial: 'I'm sorry' for Isle of Wight emails doesn't suffice Daily Press Yet these emails weren't exactly knock-knock jokes. The worst is a cartoon-like photograph showing a group of topless tribal women holding spears and dancing, with the caption, "Can you guess what this is?" The punchline: "Michelle Obama's class ... |
 NPR (blog) | British Driver Says She's Sorry In 'Twit And Run' Case NPR (blog) And as is the way with such things, the hashtag #bloodycyclists became a magnet for people who wanted to discuss the story, or talk about bikes sharing roads with cars — or simply to make jokes riffing on the term itself. It wasn't long before the ... |
 Daily Mail | Mentally disabled newlyweds living apart because their care homes deemed ... Daily Mail Samuels says she fell for her future husband because he was funny; she particularly liked his 'knock-knock' jokes. But her eyes begin to well up with tears when asked about her current living situation. 'I'm not happy,' she says. 'We live apart.' They ... |
Catch up on the overnight sport with Thursday Sports Fix Perth Now Graeme McDowell, of Ireland, jokes with Rory McIlroy, of Northern Ireland. Source: AP. AND MORE FAIRWAY FEUDING? Golf: Rory McIlroy has dispelled any split in his relationship ... midfielder set up China international Gao Lin for the third goal midway ... |
 Huffington Post Canada | Dishing With Elvira Kurt Huffington Post Canada When I told Maurice I am telling on him, he goes, "Knock it off! I don't want my life online." Does your ... Elvira: First of all, she always comes out better in the joke than I do but she also thinks she 'writes' all my jokes. The truth is, she pushed ... |
 The Frisky (blog) | A Guide For Dealing With Casual Racism The Frisky (blog) "The Mindy Project" makes some squicky jokes about race. Read More ». JUST FYI, DUDES ... Try hard to knock down every carefully placed sandbag of defense they've put up — and this won't be difficult. Explaining precisely why you're racist in the heat ... |
 Big Issue | Lord Tebbit's gay marriage comments go viral Big Issue The Pub Landlord added: “Is Tebbit subtly offering to knock up members of the Royal Family in case of emergency?” ... He said: “Norman Tebbit's son won't be able to make jokes about his mother-in-law because *no one* talks about his gran that way.” ... |
Lessons From Oliver Mtukudzi AllAfrica.com Going down memory lane Mtukudzi's form appeared to have taken a knock in the early 1990s. I remember vividly the kind of silly jokes we used to pass around then. Back then we used his song "Chimbambaira Chiri Mupoto" to mock him. We used to say, "Uku ... |
Transmissions from a Lone Star: Bad Cars and Porn Stars, or a Few Words ... RIA Novosti A few weeks later and Ladas had already become infamous for their rubbish quality, and were the butt of a thousand corny jokes from Saturday teatime TV comedians. But Neil escaped ridicule by being prepared well in advance with a gigantic lie. Clever ... |
 Hollywood.com | What Are Carey Mulligan and Justin Timberlake Giggling About? Hollywood.com The smiley pair posed together on the red carpet with their costars Oscar Isaac, John Goodman, and Garrett Hedlund, who didn't seem to be in on the joke but were just as happy to be there. So, do we think Timberlake has some good knock-knock jokes up ... |
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