Australia v South Africa: tri-series – live!
Lyon keeps wheeling away without much luck and he too seems to have McLaren's measure without landing the knock-out blow required. McLaren's faced 17 .... If there's jokes any worse than that, I'll be disappointed in you you lot, I really will. You're ...
John Tory: Yearning to make a difference
At home, Tory answers the door before the knock comes when he hears us in the hallway. Here, he is “grandpa” to his four grandchildren .... “There is no one that will laugh harder at her jokes than me,” Tory says. “Once she gets on the podium, there's ...
What is happiness? We ask some of Ireland's top celebrities
"When I was living in London, one simple thing I really missed was what I call the 'knock-in' culture that we Irish people embrace. I love being able to knock into a friend's place if I'm passing for a cup of tea and a chat. "And then, of course, there ...
One weapon against ISIS brutality emerges in Arab world: Satire
In one skit produced by the "Ktir Salbe Show," a taxi driver picks up a jihadi who rejects listening to radio because it didn't exist in the earliest days of Islam, a knock on the ISIS' literal take on the Quran. The driver offers to turn on the air ...
'I'm lady Darth Vader!' and other hilarious phrases people have said in the ...
“When my aunt was giving birth, she was all jokes. Very angry jokes, but jokes none-the-less. “'KNOCK-KNOCK! WHO'S THERE?! THE BABY! NOT YET!'” 'I'm lady Darth Vader!' “My husband told me when I was breathing the laughing gas I screamed "I'm lady ...
Decision on Josh Gordon lawsuit coming soon
Five days ago, the NFL suspended Browns receiver Josh Gordon for the entire 2014 season. Within the next day or two, a decision will be made regarding whether Gordon will challenge the suspension via the court system. Per a source with knowledge of the ...
Rumor: Warner Bros. Doesn't Want Jokes In Their Serious DC Comics Movies
Indie Wire (blog)
Given that they've already established the tone via "Man Of Steel" (which had its share of humor), we can't imagine that screenwriter Chris Terrio is banging out a hilarious "Justice League" script only to be told to excise the knock knock jokes ...
Are We Really Teed Off at Obama's Golfing? INDEPENDENT'S EYE
Bainbridge Island Review
It brings to mind two old jokes about ballet. A guy goes to a ballet for the first ... At least the conservative site Protein Wisdom put its views in clever knock-knock joke form about the group that butchered Foley: "'Knock knock, Mr. President.' 'Who ...
Memories of Smithfield plantation are beautiful
The hickory trees were so tall and big, you had to use high powder to knock them out of the tree. When the timber was sold in 76 and 77, Daddy said to me, ... We had some jokes, poems and I sang for them. We had one great time at the museum. Please ...
A Word In Edgewise: Shakespeare, the legacy in his lines, Part II
Ukiah Daily Journal
Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Bard once again. Yes, that entrance to silly jokes is attributed to Shakespeare in MacBeth. Sayings, oft-repeated can become proverbs, but though they express a widely-held truth, someone has to be the first to tack ...