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Smell the Coffee: Don't knock-knock it until you've tried it Charleston Gazette I was telling anti-jokes and didn't know it. Seems I'm not defective after all. I'ma specialist. I'd never even heard of anti-jokes until my teenage daughter recently began rattling off one after another, which she was reading on Twitter. "Grass. |
Advocacy Group Asks 'Why Kardashians?' on Twitter Mashable President Barack Obama's joke at the recent White House Correspondents' Dinner — “Why am I telling knock-knock jokes to Kim Kardashian? What is she famous for, anyway?” — had many people laughing. Now, a social activist group is using the attention ... |
2012: A Political Cacophony Huffington Post "I'm opening for Jimmy Kimmel and telling knock-knock jokes to Kim Kardashian." The audience at the White House Correspondents Dinner laughed at the president's play on the "open mic" incident with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev last month. |
Standups stand up for clean London Free Press Clean doesn't mean corny, says Mac Neil, adding spectators won't endure a night of knock-knock jokes or puppet shows. "It's classic standup format where you've got a single person just talking, making you laugh," he said. The clean comedy circuit was ... |
Neanderthals Getting a Colorful Upgrade Huffington Post In the end, the Dutch Neanderthals weren't a bunch of klutzes thumping around killing red deer and slurping down mollusks and telling knock-knock jokes by the fire (yes, it's quite probable they had language, Frayer notes, because they were all mostly ... |
 Christian Post | Obama quips jokes at annual DC press dinner Kansas City Star "I'm the president of the United States and I'm opening for Jimmy Kimmel and telling knock-knock jokes to Kim Kardashian." The dinner, which benefits a scholarship for journalism students, began in 1914 as a dinner for the president and the press corps ... Obama Jokes About Open Mics, Kim Kardashian and Eating Dog Meat at White House ... Romney, Secret Service, GOP: Obama Mocks Them All Obama jokes around at White House Correspondents Dinner |
Kindergarten Memories: 2012 graduates open time capsules from first year of school MyWebTimes.com His included a red race car, two quarters and a letter from his parents reminding him how much he loved knock-knock jokes and jokes about chickens crossing the road. "She always promoted families coming in during the day to spend time in her class," ... |
Film review: The Dictator Reading Post By Kim Francis After three hilarious and highly original hit comedy creations – Ali G, Borat and Bruno – the pressure has been on Sacha Baron Cohen to come up with a comic character that, if it doesn't quite knock spots off the rest, at least holds its ... |
 Football Reporters Online | It's A “Hard Knocks” Life, But Not For The Jets Football Reporters Online By David Levy-Fan Experience Reporter-Football Reporters Online It appears fans of HBO's Hard Knocks will not be able to get up close, personal, and behind all the scenes of the New York Jets this training camp. A person familiar with the decision said ... Jaguars Notebook: As teams reject 'Hard Knocks,' Jaguars still an option |
 Science Fiction | 'Ultimate Spider-Man: Field Trip' – Recap Science Fiction Meanwhile, Loki and the Frost Giants (that sounds like a prog rock band) are trying to bust into Odin's chambers. “Knock knock, father. Who's there? DEATH. LONG LIVE LOKI.” It's either the best or worst knock-knock joke I've ever heard. |
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