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Hartford Courant

Did You Miss National Vodka Day? No Worries. October Full Of Days To Celebrate
Hartford Courant
... by a National Cat Person Day or perhaps National Look at Cute Cat Photos Online Day. Finally, besides being Halloween, Oct. 31 is also National Knock-Knock Jokes Day. Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Can't be. Opportunity doesn't knock twice!



Slate Magazine

We Accidentally Signed the First Openly Gay Player in Pro Baseball History
Slate Magazine
It's a four-player brawler that pits well-known Nintendo characters against one another in a battle to knock everyone else off the edges of an arena suspended in the sky. Every successful attack drives up an opponent's damage counter, and the higher ...



CNN

Trump zeroes in on Indiana
CNN
Trump was asked if he'd knock Cruz out by winning Indiana on "Fox News Sunday." His answer: "Yes, it's over." "Indiana is so important and we have to win it," Trump said later to a crowd of approximately 1,500 people packed into a theater later Sunday ...
Trump Holds Double-Digit Lead As Campaign Zeroes in on IndianaKTLA

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Hollywood Reporter

Critic's Notebook: 'Game of Thrones' Plays a Game of Overkill
Hollywood Reporter
If your feed was like my feed, you saw 30 different variations on Diff'rent Strokes jokes, each more hilarious than the last. We should all be writing our recaps about Hodor's true identity and the introduction of Lyanna Stark .... It turned out the ...

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Mediaite

The View Knocks Wilmore's 'N*gga' Joke: Don't Do The Gig If You Can't Read The Room
Mediaite
... saying that it was “disrespectful” and “inappropriate” for Wilmore to use the n-word in the presence of America's first black president. Whoopi Goldberg took a different route with her critiques, saying that Wilmore mostly rehashed Obama's jokes ...

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The Mid-Season Invitational Power Rankings
ESPN
... G2 was the champion. Sure, T1 is the clear favorite and seen as a team strong enough to possibly sweep the entire tournament. That doesn't mean G2 isn't going to do its best to knock it the hell out. .... If CLG loses, it'll just be another ...

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Slate Magazine

Will Drake Ever Record a Masterpiece? His New Album Suggests He Shouldn't Even Try.
Slate Magazine
Over a continuous sample of Mary J. Blige's “Mary's Joint,” courtesy of 40, Drake stays bragging, but with a sense of humor: Addressing his competitors, he brings jokes: “I'm lookin at their first week numbers like 'What are those!' ” and “You platinum ...

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Dezeen

"We could never recreate Mario Botta's SFMOMA" – Snøhetta
Dezeen
Why can't you start by saying: "I want to make something that let's you know where you are", and doesn't knock you over the head with that. "Hi, I've got a Golden Gate Bridge on ... Craig Dykers: [jokes] It was auctioned on eBay. No, it had to be ...



GQ Magazine

Who Was the Funniest U.S. President?
GQ Magazine
Adams was very clever, but he couldn't translate that cleverness into even a rudimentary knock-knock joke. However, he named his dog Satan (this is ... James Garfield was a droll little guy, always making biting, laconic jokes. Today, when thinking of ...
Barack Obama, the first alt-comedy presidentChicago Tribune
Larry Wilmore gets groans and grimaces at White House Correspondents galaCNNMoney

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Lexington Herald Leader (blog)

Win or lose, Romans' presence in Kentucky Derby already a success
Lexington Herald Leader (blog)
There were jokes and laughter coming from multiple corners as family members congregated in and around trainer Dale Romans' office. As members of the local jockey colony and a few media representatives crammed into the shedrow to dodge the rain ...

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