National Pumpkin Day: One of 1200 wacky celebration days
Secor's will close on Halloween, or "National Knock-Knock Jokes Day". Which isn't soon enough for some, but way to early for those who love the orange orbs of autumn. Plenty of other markets will have pumpkins available throughout the fall for cooks ...
Successful author visits hometown, alma mater
Johnson used the character as a voice for her favorite knock-knock jokes and for entertainment trivia. While she was writing, Johnson managed to get contact information for the agent who represented Patchett. Johnson sent the agent a witty introduction ...
Knock, knock. Who's there? It's your local vicar. Derry church uses unusual approach in a bid to get people to come ... - Derry Now
Knock, knock. Who's there? It's your local vicar. Derry church uses unusual approach in a bid to get people to come ...
People from St Canice's Parish Church, right in the heart of Eglinton, have spent the past week knocking on every door in every street and offering a compendium of truly terrible 'Knock Knock' jokes. It is an unusual way of highlighting a week of ...
Poll: Who is Getting Your Vote for President?
Maybe you liked his knock knock jokes but his yo'mama jokes, and you really liked the other guys musical parodies. None of that was conveyed with your vote, only that overall you slightly preferred the one over the others. Democracy – the worst system ...
“The Mystery Hour” grows in popularity following Emmy Awards
Houghton started off the show by bringing his four-year-old son up to the stage to let him tell a few knock-knock jokes. He also directly incorporated his wife into multiple sketches throughout the night. Houghton did his “These Things I've Noticed ...
9-Year-Old Boy Graduates High School and Starts College, Wants to Become Astrophysicist: 'I Want to Prove That God ... - People Magazine
9-Year-Old Boy Graduates High School and Starts College, Wants to Become Astrophysicist: 'I Want to Prove That God ...
At 9 years old, William Maillis is like a lot of other boys his age, enjoying video games, knock-knock jokes, sports and hanging out with friends. But William is no ordinary kid when it comes to academics. In May, he graduated from high school and is ...
White House Countdown – Knock knock
Because this is 2016, however, the white tie event came with a cutting Trumpian edge, as the Republican's jokes gave way to unvarnished attacks taken from his stump speeches, which drew jeers from the great and the good of New York. Joe Concha, a ...
Clinton, Trump's best jokes, barbs at annual Catholic gala dinner
Trump jokes strike sour tone at formal charity dinner
4 flavors of popsicles, 1 flavor of joke
Their jokes, however, will not be. Popsicle stick jokes are a breed of their own, ranking somewhere between dad jokes and knock knock jokes. They're the type of jokes that make you wonder why you even bothered to read the punchline. But with more ...
Cultured: What Does it Mean?
I have more than enough knock-knock jokes to create small talk at the next party so that I do not require the pretext of Monet nor that of French Montana. Am I really better than Sally and Susie if I spend my days at the library and they spend theirs ...
Spare Times for Children Listings for Oct. 21-27
New York Times
The material is recommended for children 9 and older, but there's no need to worry about appropriateness (profanity is banned) or knock-knock jokes (these kids are sophisticated). Reservations required. At 1 p.m., Gotham Comedy Club, 208 West 23rd ...