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Anderson Independent Mail

Costumes, chills and candy not doing it for you? Here are six ways to have ...
Anderson Independent Mail
Perhaps a trip to Olive Garden for a few bread sticks or a pizza delivery from Wedgy's would do the trick. This is also National Bandana Day, National Knock-Knock Jokes Day and National Magic Day. I could be wearing a bandana while posting knock-knock ...

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Some very cute experts opine on Halloween candy and jokes (with video)
Ottawa Citizen
There's not much consensus among witches and zombies as to the best and worst Halloween treats, except this: coffee is not an overwhelmingly popular flavour, and no one needs another pen or notebook. Bruce Deachman spoke to numerous budding ...



The 2014 Guardian World Cities Day Challenge – live
The Guardian
Hi, Penney! Ay up mi duck! Tell us a fascinating fact about Nottingham. There are more than 400 man-made caves beneath the city. And who's your hometown hero? Robin Hood. Stupid question, sorry. Got a good joke for us? “Knock, knock.” “Who's there?

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If you were a horror movie villain, what would be your hook?
A.V. Club
All the more enticing in this increasingly franchise-mad movie climate: There's a built-in “son of” sequel, with The Groaner 2: Dad Jokes ready to pick up where the last pun left off. ... but my serial killer side does the opposite: I use people's ...

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The Daily Telegraph

25 years on and Human Nature are back to the future with new album
The Daily Telegraph
“Before we got the booking we had all decided as a group that we would go over there and just throw caution to the wind and just knock on doors,” he says. ... Tierney, meanwhile, jokes they “could have had children on every continent on the Earth ...

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Sydney Morning Herald

John 'Wacka' Williams – the sheep-shearing senator taking on big business
Sydney Morning Herald
It also meant he could knock around with his best friend, Michael Kelly, whom he had known all his life and still calls every week. According to Kelly, who lives in ... "I picked her up and dusted her off," he jokes. "She is my soul mate. Nancy has ...

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Arizona Daily Star (blog)

Comedy, charity and collagen — welcome to 'The Estrogen Hour'
Arizona Daily Star (blog)
So he won second and I won third. And I think he told knock-knock jokes.” “Keep in mind, the bar is low,” she joked about Thursday's show. “People need to ratchet their expectations down for me. Dave and Tom and Elliot are great, but I'm still a ...



31 scary TV episodes that truly terrified us
Den Of Geek
But it was the ending that truly terrified me the most, a possessed Michael Parkinson wandering round a dark studio quoting round and round the garden, looking back it was a brilliant piece of drama but to this day I still get freaked out when the ...



One Direction's 'Steal My Girl' Did NOT Beat the VEVO Record
PopCrush
Harry delivered the disappointing news to fans via Twitter via a knock knock joke. (Check that out above.) Considering he's known for his often terrible, cringe-worthy jokes it was a pretty fitting way to let fan downs with some humor. He then tweeted ...

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National Post

How Muhammad Ali won the Rumble in the Jungle
National Post
“I was the Concorde of boxing. I was at a higher altitude than the rest, moving faster than the rest, but you just have to get used to riding on jets again when you can't ride Concorde any more.” — Muhammad Ali, speaking in 1979 on tapes newly ...
No sex and rope-a-dope - How Ali won the 'Rumble in the Jungle' this day 40 ...Irish Independent

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