Simpson finds an unorthodox niche in country music
“I feel like I've had a 'career' about 90 days,” jokes the stone-faced newcomer, whose second album, “Metamodern Sounds in Country Music,” is suddenly being heralded as an antithesis to contemporary country's more vapid pursuits. Simpson plays ...
Tonight Show: Jimmy Fallon Plays Catch Phrase With Giada De Laurentis
Guardian Liberty Voice
Also, he made jokes about President Obama, Extreme Makeover Home Edition and Hulk Hogan and David Haaselhoff starring in a new movie together. He quipped about ... Their was a knock on the door and it was a blond and a brunette. They were smokin' ...
Do This: Long Island Events August 21-27
Long Island Press
Knock knock. Who's there? These big time comics, who are way better at writing jokes than us: Louis C.K., Sarah Silverman, Bill Burr, Chris Hardwick, Dave Attell, Hannibal Buress, Jeff Ross and DJ Trauma. Nikon at Jones Beach Theater, 1000 Ocean Pkwy., ...
Kendall Jenner talks love and admits she's 'boy crazy': 'You gotta make me ...
Kendall Jenner's love life has been the cause of a WHOLE lot of drama this year, particularly for the 1D and 5SOS fandoms. Not only did she get a stroke of Harry Styles' gear stick, but there was also a shedload of rumours about her twiddling Ashton ...
Gopher Football: Berkley Edwards, Minnesota's next 1000 yard rusher... Potentially - The Daily Gopher
Gopher Football: Berkley Edwards, Minnesota's next 1000 yard rusher... Potentially
The Daily Gopher
In anticipation of the 2014 college football season, contributor Elliot Mann takes a look at a few players who we are excited to see take the field for the Maroon and Gold this year. What kind of role will Berkley Edwards have in his first season of ...
Get Prepped for Sexualization and Fridging: It's Time for Another Sin City Movie
The Mary Sue
As in “I forgot how quick you are to knock my teeth in, lover”, I guess… What Just Happened to My Favorite Comic Book Character ... You've heard the jokes about this repeating through Miller's work; you know to expect it. But occasionally that goes ...
The Welterweight Division
Manny has a resumé of bloody fights, stunning knock-outs and fast hands; if you like boxing, whether you are a casual or hardcore fan, you've heard of this man and his achievements and why not? His biggest defeat against Juan ... The newly reborn Mike ...
A bruise is not the only mark of marital abuse
Jokes about Swedish arts broadcasters aside, there is something interesting and liberating going on here. Why should we assume that the summer holiday ... He drinks in ancient history the way I knock back mojitos. Over the years, I tried to find places ...
Diary: How Labour MPs got wise to 'Ed' the undercover Tory
The Labour MPs Gloria De Piero and Jon Ashworth suspected a Tory plant on their seaside express tour, a trip for young Labour activists to meet each other, knock on doors and raise people's interest in joining the party. A chap calling himself Ed ...
K Brosas has made it through many rains
Thanks to the recently introduced video capabilities of Instagram, K posts quick, snappy and of course hilarious knock-knock jokes. She makes knock-knocks after working-out, with her daughter or her celebrity friends, or even when she's out traveling.