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89.3 KPCC (blog)

Mountain lion shot as habitat problem persists for the regional big cat population
89.3 KPCC (blog)
And while it seemed like the jokes were writing themselves earlier tooday (I told a west side friend that at least my neighborhood's pet mountain lion knew to stay in Griffith Park), this is somewhat of a sad turn of events if you're interested in the ...

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India Today

Obama Jokes About Seamus Romney, Dog 'Socialism' At White House Correspondents ...
Huffington Post
"That is pretty rough, but I cannot take it, because my step-father always told me it is a boy-eat-dog world out there." Host Jimmy Kimmel -- who spoke after Obama -- also threw in a dog joke, directing a bit of advice at Uggie the Dog, a WHCD attendee ...
Barack Obama cracks jokes on Mitt Romney, Secret Service at WHC DinnerIndia Today
Obama jokes at Mitt Romney's expenseTVNZ

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Under the Gun Review

STAND-UP TUESDAYS: Hannibal Buress
Under the Gun Review
“Those are two awful jokes,” Buress states at one point, “but I just like saying, 'hop on the shuttle bus,'.” While Buress does commit one of my biggest pet peeves in touching upon his job as a writer for SNL, he manages to relay a story about working ...

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Celebrity canine Uggie shares spotlight with Betty White at Friars Club Roast ...
MarketWatch (press release)
However, he didn't have to endure the scathing jokes at the event hosted by The Friars Club and sponsored by natural pet food brand Instinct(R). "Instinct is a proud sponsor of the Betty White Friars Club Roast," said Robert Bennett, CMO at Nature's ...

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CBS Local

Guardian Angels Babysit Soldiers' Pets When They're On The Front Line
CBS Local
Jokes Tim, “We're the goofy hat uncle that you go spend summer with.” In times past, soldiers sometimes had to leave their pets behind or in shelters. Tim, like many others, never thought about what happened to soldiers' pets. “When we got into this, ...



al.com (blog)

CSI Huntsville: Apartment complex using doggie DNA to identify which pooch pooped
al.com (blog)
By Paul Gattis, The Huntsville Times A couple walks a dog on a walking path in Birmingham recently. A Huntsville apartment complex has adopted a new program to use a dog's DNA to identify waste found on the property. (The Birmingham News/Mark Almond) ...



Allston man serving community with pets of all kinds
Boston.com
By Kassmin Williams, Globe Correspondent Lucy, an English bulldog with a golden coat, lies at the entrance of The Pet Shop in Allston. Samson, a 34-inch Landseer Newfoundland, sits to her left. And Toby, a gray poodle, slouches to her right.



W*USA 9

Former Wizard JaVale McGee Buys Pet Platypus
W*USA 9
Jokes on me. I'm a huge fan of McGee, mainly because his name drives a ton of web traffic. Deadspin.com has been a primary source for JaVale bloopers and blunders during his eventful fourth season in the NBA. Since McGee's season is over, ...

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WLTX.com

Parents Put Kid In Locking Washing Machine
WLTX.com
Whether or not the video is authentic, it provides a cautionary example to never place a child or pet inside washers and dryers as jokes -- especially when front loaders typically lock their doors when the cycle begins.

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What I Learned from My Dog
Salon (blog)
She taught us her language, her favorite activities--she loved to play hide and seek--and that she was not just a dog, she was a dog with personality! She played jokes on us; she was a gracious hostess, greeting every visitor to our home with a gift; ...


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