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The law on piracy: sometimes a help, other times all at sea
The National
The jokes about peg legs, parrots and the Jolly Roger are long gone. Piracy is no laughing matter and these days it is the lawyers who would rule the waves. According to the 1982 United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), piracy is ...

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San Francisco Chronicle (blog)

'Pirates' shows kids sexist jokes from start to finish
San Francisco Chronicle (blog)
More sexist jokes ensue here. Ha ha ha. The best female character in “Pirates” is the dodo. Her role is central to the plot of the movie, but she can't talk. The sexist jokes start with the first lines of the movie where the Captain refers to “scantily ...
“The Pirates! Band of Misfits” is a swashbuckling good timePUC Chronicle
Movie Review: Pirates! Band of MisfitsIowa City Owl

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From Soldier to Dive Pirate
Signal Magazine
An organization called Dive Pirates (you can insert your various arrrr and treasure jokes here) makes this possible through a small band of dedicated volunteers with a passion for scuba. The program embraces wounded warriors, offering them a chance to ...



Collider.com

'Pirates' humor geared toward adults
Worcester Telegram
“The Pirates! Band of Misfits” PG — Many of the verbal jokes and even the sight gags in this laugh-out-loud British animated comedy — an ingenious blend of stop-motion puppetry, computer animation and 3-D — will, alas, go over kids' heads.
THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS ReviewCollider.com
Hugh Grant on the joy of playing 'Pirates!'UPI.com
'Pirates': Avast Ye, Bumbling Buccaneers!NPR
ChristianityToday.com -The Star-Ledger - NJ.com -CBS News
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Boulder Weekly

'The Pirates! Band of Misfits' fires an errant cannonball
Boulder Weekly
Here's the major problem with the largely good-lookin' Pirates: it's boring. And not just for adults! Had this been jam-packed with wedgies and fart jokes, it would have at least been understandable. The truth is, the film is just far too slow for ...



Pirate Bay Criticizes Anonymous' Attack On Virgin
Slashdot
Although Pirate Bay and Anonymous are regular /. fodder, you know this story got approved only for the headline. Let the jokes commence! by twocows (1216842) I guess TPB thought it was best that Anonymous didn't start attacking themselves. by ...

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Los Angeles Times

"Pirates" mostly gets the booty
Chicago Tribune
An Adventure with Scientists") that the moral of the story never overcomes the jokes. And the jokes are plentiful here, from the "strangely curvaceous" pirate (Ashley Jensen) who's clearly a lady in a fake beard to the Captain and his crew's propensity ...
'Pirates! Band of Misfits', A Claymation Classic in the MakingCollege Times
An Adventure with ScientistsSuffolk Voice
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of funNew York Post
Philadelphia Inquirer -Northwest Herald
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Twin Cities Planet (blog)

Remembering the tornado of 2011: An unforgettable lesson
Twin Cities Planet (blog)
"Any good books to recommend, stories, jokes?" A young asian boy in the front row was full of riddles and jokes, much to everyone's delight. They were mostly about pirates: “What kind of socks does a pirate wear? ...Arrrrgyle.



World Magazine (subscription)

Pirates: silly and satisfying high seas shenanigans
Martinez News-Gazette
This particular family film leans a bit more toward the older side of the family in some of its jokes and largely high wit humor. I suppose that's to be expected when you put the creators of Wallace and Gromit behind the helm of a high seas pirate ...
The Pirates! Band of MisfitsWorld Magazine (subscription)

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Yo, ho, ho: Festival brings the pirate life to Fresno
Fresno Famous
By Famous Whitewater My knowledge of pirates is thus: One-Eyed Willie, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers logo (before they changed it) and the song “Pirates Life” by the Vandals. Also: A few off-colored jokes. “Arg. It's driving me nuts.


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