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Quotes and jokes about flu
Health24.com
“Being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work until one is better.” Samuel Butler. “The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases ...



Gas Leak At Frozen Burrito Company Leads To Sick Workers, Fart Jokes
The Consumerist
A gas leak and carbon monoxide poisoning in the workplace are not at all funny, and we're glad to hear that workers at Evol in Boulder, Colorado are all okay after they had to evacuate their building. It turned out that the building had dangerous ...

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Why can't carriers just accept we want them to be 'dumb pipes?'
BGR
I've been a Verizon subscriber for years now, even though I've long suspected that they don't think much of their customers' intelligence. However, when I read today that Verizon is thinking of actually trying to create a rival app store to compete ...



International Business Times UK

GTA 5 Rape Mod - Just Another Symptom of Our Sexist Epidemic
International Business Times UK
This was bound to happen. Grand Theft Auto is marketed directly to young men, and young men, notoriously, have misshapen and half-formed perspectives on women. The mod that allows players to commit rapes in GTA Online isn't shocking or abysmal or ...



Jonathan Kay: You think you've got a stressful work life? Try 'clopening' a ...
National Post
Given the bleak job prospects in the journalism trade, I sometimes make dark semi-jokes about getting more respect, and better job security, by returning to my teenage career in the “hospitality” sector: flipping burgers at McDonald's and delivering ...



5 Reasons Why Going on a Date With That Disabled Dude Will Totally Be Worth It
Huffington Post
On the handful of dates I have been on, people have told me that I have a sick, yet hilarious sense of humor. I call myself a cripple pretty openly and make fun of the hilariously honest things that happen as a result of my disability... This won't be ...



The Bizarre Life and Times of the Inventor of the Heimlich Manuever
The New Republic
He told stories of miraculous rescues and cracked risqué jokes while watching Johnny Carson demonstrate the maneuver on Angie Dickinson; his speeches often ended with a massive group hug as he asked everyone in the audience to practice the maneuver on ...



Onislam.net

Suhaib Ar-Rumi: From Slavery to Freedom and Dignity
Onislam.net
His captors thought he was sick and did not pay much attention to him. Finally they fell ... He had a good sense of humor and liked making jokes and making people laugh but his humor was gentle and he never made fun at anyone's expense. Suhaib was also ...



Daily Mail

Paedophile who groomed schoolboy on Facebook before making him sneak ...
Daily Mail
Brown had begun talking to the boy after posting videos of himself online, telling jokes and inviting people to say whether they found them funny. ... 'The conversation she saw online between her son and the defendant made her feel sick.' Within an ...

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Telecommuting pros and cons
Philly.com
To all the jokes and sneering, I respond with a standard speech about how much work I can complete in the time it takes others to commute to and from their offices. In fact ... When they get sick, I can quickly get to them or drop off forgotten ...

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