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“Being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work until one is better.” Samuel Butler. “The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases ...

Malaysia Airlines plane crash: American Pie star Jason Biggs slammed for "sick ...
When one user wrote: "I cracked jokes the day my dad died, humor trumps tragedy. Ur recent tweets made me wanna follow u. Well done!" Jason responded: "That last guy is the kind of person I want following me. All you other p****** please go back to ...
'American Pie' star Jason Biggs criticised for 'sick' Twitter joke on MH17 crashTimes of India

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Gas Leak At Frozen Burrito Company Leads To Sick Workers, Fart Jokes
The Consumerist
A gas leak and carbon monoxide poisoning in the workplace are not at all funny, and we're glad to hear that workers at Evol in Boulder, Colorado are all okay after they had to evacuate their building. It turned out that the building had dangerous ...

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The 'new normal' is real and depressing. Cheer up!
Washington Post
Those loans may have helped you get a better job after school, but there's no cushion if something happens to your income (you get sick, you lose your job, etc). And that's the intersection between democratized access to expensive education and student ...

Massachusetts Minutemen At Penn State Nittany Lions: A Way Too Early ...
Hustle Belt (blog)
Normally I'd crack some jokes in this section, but instead I'll ask all the Minuteman fans not to get to mean-spirited with their heckling. There are some things you don't joke about. Also the Alumni Association is having a pig roast before the ...

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Daily Maverick

Letter from Stockholm: Inside Europe's first gay old-age home
Daily Maverick
Its location, Fallman jokes, could not be more perfect for its inhabitants: “You can take Bus number 1 from directly outside straight to the concert hall.” ... “These are people who during their lifetime have been classified as criminal, classified as ...

A Journey Into A Clown Convention's Novelty-Sized Heart Of Darkness
There are the caring clowns, who aim to bring joy to the sick, and clowns who take church mission trips to foreign countries. Of this .... “I think that it goes back to a point when cavemen are sitting around a campfire, making fart jokes.” He's not ...

Hundreds gather to say goodbye to former Millbrook chief Stephen Marshall
Truro Daily News
“He was like a grandfather eagle, taking everyone under his wing … he was gentle, heart-oriented and always cracking jokes.” ... “He was very sick, very suddenly,” MacLeod said, adding she remembers numerous heart-warming qualities of the elder.

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The Economist

The rise of Ronald Reagan meant far more than victory for the Republicans
The Economist
ONE of Ronald Reagan's favourite jokes, loved and polished like a pebble carried for luck, told of a small boy with incurable optimism. Shown a room ... Many millions of Americans were sick of hearing their country run down—and Reagan sensed this early.

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Mike makes the most of the mainland
Roxby Downs Sun
"I really don't have an ear for languages but I'm a pretty good cook and I was a really bad person for playing practical jokes," he laughed. ... "After eight or nine years in the hospitality industry I decided I was sick and tired of smelling of smoke ...

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