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The New Airplane Food: Why This Denver Comedy Journalist Is Sick of Pot Jokes
Splitsider
For the next two minutes, all jokes revolved around onion rings, Phish guitar solos, procrastination and running from the cops. It wasn't that the jokes were offensive to pot-smokers, they're just the same tired themes we've been hearing for decades ...

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Teen jokes about Ebola, an ill schools don't need
The Virginian-Pilot
I guess we could have figured as much, that Ebola jokes would progress to pranks that jeopardize the health of others. My older child, who attends a Chesapeake high school, said some teens are running up to students and saying they have Ebola, then ...

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I'm sick of doing well with jokes I don't find funny
Chortle
Whenever I've heard successful comedians give advice, the message always seems to be along the lines of 'Do comedy that you, personally, find funny'. If this is Rule 1 of stand-up then I have been failing miserably for the last three years. The thing ...



Chris O'Dowd: 'I was not aware Roscommon had enslaved me'
Irish Times
“I am a sick man and Roscommon is to blame”. On the night his gracious acceptance speech was like a love letter to his home town ... What we lack in clean water we make up for in dirty jokes . I know councillors…….I know ….it is nobody's fault.”. O ...

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Irish Independent

West Brom left red-faced after Fellaini tweet! Here are seven other epic fails ...
Irish Independent
Idle's song has been adapted by some who chant 'Always Look on the Runway for Ice' while Reel to Reel's 90s dance track has been switched to 'I Like to Munich, Munich' by a sick few who choose to mock the 1958 disaster, in which 23 people including ...

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Radio New Zealand

Labour leadership hopefuls hit the road
Radio New Zealand
He cracked a few jokes, then got down to the nitty gritty. "We've got to start our 2017 campaign committee right now, and I want to see representatives of the ... "They don't get sick pay, they don't get holiday pay, they pay their own ACC levies, they ...

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Olympic gold medalist Jeneba Tarmoh speaks out against 'ignorance' over Ebola
La Crosse Tribune
"Not a virus." "We should educate ourselves on this disease and pray for the people who have lost their lives," Tarmoh wrote, "instead of [making] meme jokes about it. ... She wants to raise money for children in Sierra Leone whether they are healthy ...

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11 Reasons Why A Grilled Cheese Sandwich is Better Than a Boyfriend
Bustle
Good boyfriends provide solid companionship: they laugh at your jokes, they surprise you with concert tickets, and they perpetually make you feel like the sexiest, smartest girl on the planet. Nay ... Grilled cheese in the morning, grilled cheese after ...



Palm Beach Post (blog)

Who are the Miami Hurricanes' biggest rivals? Notre Dame definitely on the list
Palm Beach Post (blog)
The ACC and Notre Dame announced Tuesday the Fighting Irish will add a home game against Miami in 2024 and a road game at UM in 2025. Miami is already slated to visit Notre Dame in 2016 and host in 2017. It's part of the ACC's scheduling agreement ...

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Re/code

Will You Use Skype's New Messaging App, Qik? Depends on Your Friends.
Re/code
Our video snippets consisted of first impressions of the app, bad jokes, good-luck wishes before a big road race, and get-well wishes when one of us got sick. I sent Qik videos to another Re/code colleague, as well, but he doesn't use the app, and ...

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