Section: Funny Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Clean Jokes
Category: Stupid Jokes
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Nerd Jerk posted a photo:

Evil Calculator - 80085/BOOBS

Here's the close up of the evil calculator's face. I used to make my calculator talk all the time in grade school. Sometimes it said nice things. But because I was a huge dork, it usually said stuff like this.

So why not make it out of felt, embroidery floss and square buttons?


Karf Oohlu posted a photo:

"HEY! Waiter...

...I ordered fresh horse-shoe crab!"

"Sir, those shoes are fresh off the wife's feet...and she's a real nag"


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

May 21- A good pour

I asked my roommate to grab me a pitcher of lemonade I'd made. Instead, he decided to go ahead and fill the cup to the *very tippy top*. I had to respect the skill in this pour, though--no spillover!


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

May 15

J and I took a tour of the Ponce Inlet lighthouse and the local rehabilitation center for seabirds and sea creatures. Learning is fun!


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

Star Fleet Academy

Me and J have agreed to take another trip up to the Greenville area in the future, when it's a bit cooler, and take our bicycles so I can snap pictures of all the interesting things we come across. There's some real gems up in there.


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

4/7- more excited about learning than me.

An unfortunately placed spatttering of bird poo besmirches Ben Franklin's dignity.


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

4/2- Accident or on purpose?

They didn't cut the cheese : ) I like to think some marketing person is giggling in his or her office, pleased as punch at having slipped this one by the boss.


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

3/31-The Rapture

Found on my way to class.


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

3/25- I have arrived.


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

3/23- The Girl Ain't Right

My roommate pointed out that I've consumed the mini-muffins in a rather strategic way. It was completely unintentional. Not my fault that blueberry is my least favorite.


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

2/25- Just when I start thinking about my daily picture...

Note the lack of service dog gear--this is someone's pet. Her name is Maggie, and she is somewhat a celebrity on campus.

As a side note, this bathroom ALWAYS smells like grilled cheese.


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

2/13- The Saddest Happy Face

The lady that ran this sandwich shop was Mean and Unhappy. And the sandwiches were gonna be made with whatever she had on hand, menu / orders be damned.


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

Oh how funny I think I am

Look at me, outrunning a train.....


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

I am classy

Who wouldn't be proud to have me by their side?


Mander_Pander posted a photo:

One of these things doesn't belong

Not one to stop with one stupid joke, I continue the trend with some hapless statues.


dusdus posted a photo:

Zen Việt

What do they call Vietnamese restaurants in Vietnam?


*Alejandro* posted a photo:

USA: Mexico's Sombrero


farleyj posted a photo:

broom


The Stakhanovite Twins posted a photo:

Donnie's LT & M

Looks like Donnie, like so many today, is on regular day parole.


grahamcase posted a photo:

Gnarly tree (it's totally rad!)

Research Project: Search out and photograph natural and man-made designs.