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Airline food goes haute cuisine CanadianBusiness.com By Chris Johns | May 23, 2012 The butt of countless jokes, airplane food is usually ranked somewhere on the culinary scale between hospital and prison food. While coach dining, for the most part, remains fairly depressing (think rubbery chicken, ... |
Just jump: Reporter crosses skydiving off her bucket list Eastern Iowa Life I made jokes as videographer Randy Roth placed the 30-pound backpack with the parachute and reserve parachute on my shoulders. I was aware of my family watching as I walked to the airplane, but felt removed from the moment. Then the plane took off down ... |
A Stingy Spirit Lifts Airline's Profit Wall Street Journal Spirit Airlines Inc. has scrimped its way to become, pound for pound, the most profitable airline in the US, helping reshape budget air travel by charging for everything from boarding passes to drinking water. In five years, Spirit has gone from the ... |
 StandardNet | A man and his magnificent flying machines StandardNet The Rocket is a single-man aerobatic plane capable of flying around 250 miles per hour. "I figure this is my last hurrah -- I'm getting something wild and then I'll go to some slow, clunky airplane," the 69-year-old retired airline pilot jokes. |
 AthlonSports.com | Jokes About Texas Rivals AthlonSports.com • A man in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, "Wanna hear an Oklahoma joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Look, fella, I'm six feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an Oklahoma grad. The guy next to me is 6-2, 225, and he's an Oklahoma grad. |
 Daily Beast | Why Did SuperJet Crash? Daily Beast And we weren't alone: An outpouring of support and grief cascaded from the close-knit aviation community. There were also callous cracked jokes about the SuperJet 100, the first post-Soviet aircraft to launch, being not so super after all. |
Here's to Henny Youngman Canada.com I met a young comedian who got to sit beside him on an airplane once. The kid asked Youngman for his secret. "I keep it clean!" thundered Youngman. "All these young punks with their sewer mouths and their gutter jokes - stupid! |
 Cinema Blend | Great Debate: After The Dictator, Should Sacha Baron Cohen Change His Act? Cinema Blend My all-time favorite comedy is (and likely always will be) Airplane! The story? Non-existent. Dude has to land a plane after the pilot gets sick. But it is a relentless stream of jokes that only aim for one thing: Be funny. Does it always make sense? Despots need love too: 'The Dictator' gleeful exercise in bad taste |
Olympian Lolo Jones, 29, is staying a virgin until marriage msnbc.com (blog) Still, Jones jokes about her virginal status. One Twitter follower wrote her, "Saw a headline that said LoLo Jones 30 year old virgin. What?" She tweeted back, "I'm 29. I have a few more months before I'm the movie sequel." Check out 5 other things you ... |
The only thing faster than the airplane is information AOPA Pilot (blog) But, for all of the bad FAA jokes (my favorite: I'm from the FAA and I'm not happy until you're not happy), the feds are by and large good people who do the best they can with the tools they have been given, which means they aren't any different than ... |
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