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 New York Daily News | LeAnn Rimes tweets cryptic messages about mystery surgery, has inside jokes ... New York Daily News The singer responded kindly to well-wishers but still didn't disclose the nature of her surgery, only clarifying that the procedure was for medical reasons, not cosmetic. One follower tweeted jokingly, "Oh I was hoping you got your boobs done! |
 Telegraph.co.uk | US man jokes after nail is removed from his brain Telegraph.co.uk Mr Autullo, from Chicago, was recovering on Friday after undergoing surgery at Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, where doctors removed the 3.75-inch (7.62cm) nail, according to agency reports. The nail had come within millimeters of the part ... Doctors remove nail from man's brain, he jokes Ill. man jokes after nail removed from his brain |
Jovial Panetta shrugs off controversies on Europe trip Reuters He cracked jokes, spun stories and offered sincere thanks to troops at Ramstein Air Base and Landstuhl Regional Medical Center, whose job it is to nurse wounded troops back to health, and in some cases prepare their bodies for burial. |
 The Guardian | Bill Belichick in light hearted mood for Super Bowl 2012 The Guardian Bill Belichick was once again in light-hearted mood as he addressed the media on Thursday, cracking jokes with reporters and even fielding question about his more jovial demeanour. Such is the Patriots coach's reputation as a dry and unemotional ... |
Are you ready for some football? Women say yes! Jackson Clarion Ledger Barbara Gauntt/The Clarion-Ledger When the New Orleans Saints lose a Sunday football game, Nicole Givens of Brandon jokes that "it might be Tuesday before I'm in a good enough mood to let somebody change lanes in front of me. |
Those who hate the nanny state should loathe abortion bill The Virginian-Pilot By Kerry Dougherty Life's too short to read dopey jokes, admire pet pictures or hear some recycled urban legend that's already been debunked on Snopes.com. Still, I'm glad I stumbled across a clever message that's making the rounds this week, ... |
 ABC News | GOP politics versus the joke candidate Washington Post This is the atrium of the Medical University of South Carolina's Children's Hospital, a room consecrated to play. “The Atrium is designed to meet the play and activity needs of children, teens, and their families during hospitalization,” a laminated ... How Serious Is Stephen Colbert? |
From Billings to the Bakken Billings Gazette After Mark Gaughan was laid off from his job in Spokane, Wash., selling medical devices to orthopedic surgeons, he took a job as the lead “pusher” for an American Indian-owned company, Trustland Oil Field Services LLC, in New Town, ND, ... |
Send your funniest funnies to Jokes 4 Miles Dayton Daily News “20 percent of our time has to be spent discussing medical stuff,” Len acknowledges. “Whatever's left is ours. And we're going to use it to laugh.” That's how Jokes 4 Miles was born. It started when Miles was holed up in the hospital following his stem ... |
No headline - NEW_bruce_gray Naples Daily News Scott McIntyre/Staff Kaarn Weaver jokes with her husband Bruce Gray in Gray's office at their home in Naples on Wednesday. Gray has lived with ALS for 19 years and has not been able to speak and live with little movement since 2004. |
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