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Monte Poole: Fancy new address won't turn Golden State Warriors into winners
San Jose Mercury News
And they're exposing themselves to a fundamental truth: Winning in the NBA is, unlike real estate, completely unrelated to location. "We have to win; it's on us to do that," Lacob conceded late Tuesday afternoon. "We're going to give a great ...

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TV: Lindsay Lohan on Glee
Herald Sun
HOT PROPERTY, CHANNEL 9, 8pm MICHAEL Caton knows a thing or two about people moving out of their homes -- he's on not-so-Packed to the Rafters. Here are more stories about real estate. Northcote couple Kylie and Steve are selling her warehouse ...

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Rick Reilly Has Golf Jokes For You Because Rick Reilly Is Everything Horrible ...
Deadspin
Now, find the nearest Cheesecake Factory in that exurb, walk up to the bar, and try and spot the 40-year-old fellow wearing pleated chinos, loafers, and a button-down shirt with his real-estate company's logo on it. You see that guy?



Twillie all smiles with real estate career
Daily Record
She recalled, “I saw a real estate ad and right beside it was a Nike ad with that swoosh that said, 'Just Do It.' It was like a light bulb. So, I just did it.” Today, Twillie is the principal broker of Twillie Realty, Inc. She jokes that she needs a ...



Introducing Shanghai's 'New' Party Leaders
Wall Street Journal (blog)
Shanghai is increasingly regarded as a world-class city and property agency Knight Frank LLP says at $7714 per square meter in the first quarter, luxury real estate was priced only a quarter of Hong Kong values. But in Chinese terms, real estate prices ...

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Obama quips jokes at annual DC press dinner
Kansas City Star
"Last year at this time -- in fact, on this very weekend -- we finally delivered justice to one of the world's most notorious individuals," he said, the crowd roaring as a picture of a glowering real estate tycoon Donald Trump appeared on giant screens ...
(VIDEO) White House Correspondents Dinner jokes: Obama gets Trump, Kimmel ...newjerseynewsroom.com
Obama jokes around at White House Correspondents DinnerNewsday
Obama jokes at Mitt Romney's expenseTVNZ
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Obama's jokes lighten the mood at dinner
Detroit Free Press
Then a picture of real estate mogul Donald Trump appeared on the room's TV monitors. Last year, the president delivered a scathing roast of Trump. Obama also took a shot at the Republican congressional leadership, whom he thanked "for taking time from ...
Obama jokes about Romney, Secret ServiceBigPond News
Obama jabs at Romney at White House Correspondents' dinnerReuters
Donald Trump 'thrilled' to be mocked by Obama at correspondents' dinnerThe Grio
Houston Chronicle (blog)
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Few Witnesses to Obama, Romney as They Raise $1.5 Billion
BusinessWeek
Keeping a portion of the fundraiser out of public view allows “for a freer form for having an exchange of ideas,” said Jack Rosen, a real-estate developer who threw a Nov. 30 fundraiser for Obama at his Upper East Side New York townhouse.

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Salon
By Christopher Sherman McALLEN, Texas (AP) — Federal prosecutors allege the former governor of a Mexican state bordering Texas accepted millions of dollars in bribes from drug cartels and invested the money in Texas real estate.

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Souhan: Twins' Mauer and Morneau struggle with health, wealth
ScrippsNews
When it comes to such prime downtown real estate, location is everything, so it is not surprising that Mauer and Morneau, aka the "M&M Boys," are the Twins closest to the training room. In the prime of their careers, the longtime friends have become ...

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