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Capitals' Laich plays 2 days after hurting knee Sabres coach Ruff day to day ...
The Journal News | LoHud.com
It wasn't enough to prevent Ruff from cracking a few jokes. Sharks: Owen Nolan, who hasn't played in the NHL since the 2009-10 season, announced his retirement Tuesday at the San Jose Sharks' home rink. ANN ARBOR, Mich.

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Commentary: Ricky Williams retires, ending a good, but strange, NFL career
Palm Beach Post
By Dave George That's one way to look at Tuesday's announcement that Ricky Williams is retiring from what alternately seemed to him the best and the worst job in the universe. For Ricky to be gone from the NFL, however, implies that he once was ...

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NOLA.com

Jim Henderson concludes three-decade run at WWL-TV Tuesday night
NOLA.com
Reaction from fans since the retirement announcement has been great, Henderson said. “Very gratifying, very humbling,” he said. “People are nice enough not to say anything if they don't like you. It's been wonderful.” He jokes that his retirement ...

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Vallejoan set to celebrate his 105th birthday
Vallejo Times-Herald
By Rachel Raskin-Zrihen A native Vallejoan Stephen Marcuse jokes that his father Seymour was an aftershock of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake because he was born in that city 10 months after the monster temblor. At nearly 105, Seymour Marcuse ...



ABC News

Bill Belichick, Patriots Coach, Brushes Aside Thoughts Of Retirement After ...
Huffington Post
For some reason – and Belichick has a reason for everything – he's loosened up this Super Bowl week with a season's worth of smiles, jokes and fashionable attire. "He's a good dude," tight end Aaron Hernandez said. "You just have to catch him on the ...
Belichick is a man of mysteryCanada.com

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The Guardian

How America became a nation of freelancers
The Guardian
The US is no longer an industrial-based society where you can count on having a job for life and a sparkly new watch at your retirement party. (And forget about that pension.) According to the Freelancers Union, one in three workers are now toiling as ...



Boston.com

Belichick shows relaxed side before Super Bowl
Boston.com
For some reason -- and Belichick has a reason for everything -- he's loosened up this Super Bowl week with a season's worth of smiles, jokes and fashionable attire. "He's a good dude," tight end Aaron Hernandez said. "You just have to catch him on the ...

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Senior Movers Turned Designers
Wall Street Journal (blog)
A floor plan, which a retirement community probably has available, can help you determine what furniture will work and where. John Buckles, president of Caring Transitions, a network of senior movers and estate-sales businesses, suggests cutting out ...



Tampabay.com

Hillsborough High loses a class act with janitor's retirement
Tbo.com
Indeed, that is how Saavedra — who is 64 but jokes that he is 19 going on 20 — views those at the school. "This is my home," he said, wearing a Hillsborough High hat and T-shirt, a large set of keys clasped to one side of his belt and a school radio ...
Hillsborough High custodian gets a special sendoffTampabay.com

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International Business Times

Rob Lowe starts a Peyton Manning firestorm with a tweet about retirement
Washington Post (blog)
Then, Archie Manning's father put an end to all the St. Elmo's and ”West Wing” jokes and Ally Sheedy snark and “lit-rally” references and “#RobLowereports” as a trending topic with a comment to ESPN's Chris Mortensen: “Noooo...he ain't retiring,” ...
Peyton Manning Retiring, Says Rob LoweInternational Business Times
TFD: The day actor Rob Lowe nearly broke Twitter with his Peyton Manning ...Minneapolis Star Tribune (blog)
Rob Lowe Talks Peyton Manning With Ellen After Twitter Controversy (VIDEO)Huffington Post

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