Section: Photos
jtnavary posted a photo:
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!
egaroa posted a photo:
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ingroar posted a photo:
An exquisite example of British aplomb in the London Underground ... it goes without saying that the author has studied at Cambridge, no, in Oxford ... :DDD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfmzLU8kzg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T7GE2LDLzE
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Voruzzz posted a photo:
So, I was chopping up peppers tonight to make phillies, and I got to the last quarter, and the hole and the seeds just SCREAMED at me. So I took a picture, added some facial features, and this is what I got.
I've seriously been laughing out loud about this for a good....20 minutes?
I'm a dork.
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Lacking Focus posted a photo:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
-- Book of Armaments 2:9-21
I'm going straight to Hell.
virginiapoet posted a photo:
Her veil was artificial flowers and leaves,
Whose workmanship both man and beast deceives.
Many would praise the sweet smell as she passed,
When ‘twas the odor that her breath forth cast;
Christopher Marlowe
1564-1593
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