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John Kerry's Bruised Face Will Be 2012's Scariest Halloween Costume
Gizmodo
It's great news for children, who can now throw away the regular terrifying John Kerry Halloween masks they wear every year and buy the new completely horrifying bruised version. (What? Look, the only reason we're making jokes about John Kerry's ugly ...

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MiamiHerald.com

Obama jokes at annual dinner for Washington elite
Fox News
Among those attending were current and former senators, including John Kerry of Massachusetts and Pat Leahy of Vermont. Former President George HW Bush and his son Jeb, a former governor of Florida, were also on the guest list.
President Obama cracks jokes at elite Alfalfa Club dinner (updated)Washington Post (blog)
Obama cracks wise at dinner for Washington elites as protestors decry steak ...Daily Mail
Obama attends exclusive dinner for capital VIPsSan Jose Mercury News

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The Obama Campaign's Humorous Dog Whistle
TIME
That's why it worked when John McCain's 2008 campaign used Paris Hilton against Barack Obama, and why the windsurfing spot that George W. Bush used against John Kerry in 2004 got so much traction. The humor takes the edge off and builds a bond between ...

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Mitt Romney's Al Gore problem
Washington Post
In substance, Romney's troubles may turn out to be closer to John Kerry's: As my colleague Greg Sargent has written, the undermining of Romney's business acumen by the attacks on his work at Bain Capital is similar to the undoing of Kerry's record as a ...

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2/11-26: Hilarious 'Alfred Hitchcock's The 39 Steps' at Herberger
Arizona Republic
by Kerry Lengel - Feb. 5, 2012 02:01 AM More than just a spoof of a classic film thriller, "Alfred Hitchcock's The 39 Steps" looks to have real legs in the theater. Adapted by English writer and comedian Patrick Barlow, it's flat-out funny, for one.

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The Atlantic Wire

Obama's Off the Record Comedy Routine; The Return of Robert Gibbs
The Atlantic Wire
The event was also attended by George HW Bush, George W. Bush, Jeb Bush, John Kerry, John McCain, Steny Hoyer, Valerie Jarrett, Pat Leahy, Cal Ripken Jr., Jose Andres (of course), Sally Field, Madeline Albright, and Joe Lieberman and Mark Warner, ...



The Guardian

Florida Republican primary results – live
The Guardian
AP points out that Simmons was the major donor who pumped as much as $4 million into the "swift boat" campaign that helped sink John Kerry in 2004. 8.17pm: And yes, the Associated Press comes to the party, calling it for Mitt Romney.

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Post-Bulletin

Dana Milbank: Romney's inauthenticity reminds of another candidate
Post-Bulletin
In substance, Romney's troubles may turn out to be closer to John Kerry's: As my colleague Greg Sargent has written, the undermining of Romney's business acumen by the attacks on his work at Bain Capital is similar to the undoing of Kerry's record as a ...

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HUFFPOST HILL - Remarkable: Entire Congress Will Sit And Listen For An Hour
Huffington Post
[HuffPost's Sam Stein] After John Kerry, Romney paid the lowest tax rate of any recent presidential candidate. WaPo: "The Obamas seemed to pay more in taxes than any candidate in recent memory. In 2006, Barack Obama's income was $991296 and he paid ...

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With Romney in a position of strength, rivals attack his image
Washington Post
Another video by the Gingrich campaign, called β€œThe French Connection,” compares Romney to failed Democratic presidential nominees Michael Dukakis and John Kerry, two liberals from Massachusetts who had trouble winning over voters. Kerry, in particular ...


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