Life's Biggest Joke On Us ChicagoNow (blog) And yet I ask you, who's smart enough at 13 to understand one of life's biggest jokes? The Uncle Harry's of the world can warn us, but to get it we gotta live it. And somehow we all do, don't we. Love...? Looking backwards, when she married him he was ... |
Bar Bosses Forced Us to Get Weighed, Made Jokes: Waitress Lawsuit NBC New York Two waitresses are suing the Second Avenue bar where they worked, alleging their managers forced them to get weighed regularly, tracked their information in a spreadsheet and made constant jokes at their expense. Kristen McRedmond and Alexandria Lipton ... |
![]() Austin American-Statesman | Military will withstand cuts, Obama tells Air Force cadets Austin American-Statesman David Zalubowski/AP President Obama jokes with Air Force Chief of Staff Norton Schwartz at the graduation ceremony at the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado, where Obama spoke on Wednesday. As part of a technology change, commenting will not ... |
Old Jews Telling Jokes New Yorker (“Tell a little joke, / smile a little smile, / tell your worldly troubles to go fuck off for a while.”) The script doesn't shy away from the sentimental, reminding us that jokes are a “connection to the past.” But much of the humor is edgy enough that ... |
Say what? Kraft's new name elicits jokes Huffington Post That's just what Kraft did after it decided to split into two publicly-traded companies – one for its North American grocery business that makes products like Oscar Mayer and Miracle Whip and the other a bigger company to focus on selling snacks ... |
![]() Toronto Star | The president who became a joke Mail & Guardian Online In the 1990s, then American president Bill Clinton was followed by a sexual scandal involving Monica Lewinsky. The story was covered by every paper and news outlet 24/7. Even Chris Rock made a rather crude joke inferring that then first lady Hillary ... Notable Quotes |
![]() Washington Blade | Queery: Sterling Washington Washington Blade By Joey DiGuglielmo on May 24, 2012 Sterling Washington jokes about the time he became a “professional homosexual” when he went to work for Us Helping Us. He'd previously been a presidential appointee (he was an assistant in the Office of ... |
Comedian Carlos Mencia ready to share his philosophies with Southwest Florida Naples Daily News ... his hand and replied, “President of the United States.” "And she said, 'Listen, you're Mexican. You'll never be president,' " Mencia remembers his teacher saying. "And then she says, 'But you can be a mechanic.' I swear to God, not even a joke. |
Will Smith As Barack Obama? Actor Jokes He Has The Ears To Play President Huffington Post Stop us if you've heard this one before: Will Smith as Barack Obama. (Spoiler alert: you have.) Nearly four years after Smith joked about potentially playing Obama in a not-actually-happening biopic on the president's life, the "Men In Black 3" star is ... |
![]() The Atlantic | Hard Laughs The Atlantic ... but neither of us wants to attract the attention of Syria's secret police, so coffee is out of the question (the cafés are thick with mukhabarat). Instead, we keep walking, and as we walk and talk, Amjad tells me the latest checkpoint jokes. |
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